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I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you threw a squirrel into the water screaming 'Bikini Bottom needs you Sandy!'

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LOL i loved that one
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88% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. RT if you find it.
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what is it???
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there are no commas and there is no period. what does rt mean i thought there was supposed to be an and there like W X Y and Z. I am guessing here
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no theres too theS
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Two thes I got it
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Chuck norris jokes :D lol

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i was watching a movie than chuck norris pops up out of no were and shoots everybody i was like WTF
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lol me and a couple of people are on a Chuck norris montage on a different page
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Not a single one.

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Anti-jokes.

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Q: Have you ever smelled moth balls?


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A: No....I can't get their little legs apart....
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ive tried, their legs just brake off
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lol jk
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They "brake" off?? LOL!!!!! You mean they break off right? I have never seen any brakes on their little tiny legs....
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I try to be gentle. i go threw like 20 a day
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You're disgusting, Yos.

Here''s one you might identify with. If I had a big green ball in my left hand and a big green ball in my right hand, what would I have?

I would have the undivided attention of the Incredible Hulk.
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Bwahahahaha!!!!!!


I LOVE that!!!!!
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I am NOT disgusting..I am FUN!!!!
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its not really a joke but...
When some one throws skittles at you and says taste the rainbow, run them over with a car and say nation wide is on your side

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Well that escalated quickly
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i HATE Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the boys at school talk about him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no Chuck Norris jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck norris is sooo-Jk
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 50 people died. Then the grenade exploded.
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I wasn't that drunk." dude, you threw mushrooms at a midget and yelled "grow Mario grow

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Why did the blonde put lip stick on her head she couldn't make up her mind

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