Yes. a herd of deranged bunnies chased me and attacked me and then I realized the bacon carrot in my pocket,so to protect it I took my dagger and beheaded all of them and put them on the grill for victory feast.
yes when I was 10 I was snowboarding and a dog ran down the hill at me knocked me down and then started humping me I laugh about it now but when it happened I wanted to kill the dog.it was so embarrassing.
Just the other day I was walking down the street and suddenly a cougar came out of no where and attacked me and my boyfriend. He ate my boyfriend which wasn't much of a loss and so i continued on. I always liked cats.
A pack of stray dogs jumped a fence and came at me. I'm not ashamed to say that I ran for my life and made it inside with wet pants. I was 7. And I have being chased by a mad duck. That is caught on camera! I was 5 or 6 years old for that one. Pants dry.
Yeah when I was younger I got bitten by my family pet Rottweiler. She just had puppies a few weeks earlier and was being protective. I needed stitches and I have a dent in my thigh where she took a chunk out of me.
I was bit by a parrot in a pet store, a long time ago. The guy told me to pet it's beak, which seemed kind of dumb to me, I mean it's not like a dog's belly or a cat's ears, it's well, a beak. Anyway, he left me alone with the bird to get "Acquainted" with it. It grabbed my finger and I tried to shake the bird off but he wouldn't let go. That little bastard drew blood. I decided not to get the bird.
Almost, my brother and I were chased by our huge billy goat. We jumped on a low shed and he left a hole in the shed as he attempted to but us with his horns. It was scary, at the time he was as big as we were. (I suppose we should not have teased him so much.)