Why do woodchucks chuck dirt?
I saw on a site that woodchucks chuck dirt... why?
Because woodchucks are burrowing animals in the rodent family, so they "chuck" dirt out of their burrows to build them :D..
I thought a wood chuck would chuck wood.
They want to
Why aren't they called dirt chucks, then?
Their front legs are too short to handle a wheelbarrow.
Because they would not, could not chuck wood...
It was a sick joke