How did earth get it's name?
The gods of iurhgwirughwurehue got extremely wasted, took green, and yellow clay, mashed it together, pored lava in the inside, and pored a lot of water on the outside to cool it down. They named it eratfgth, which we humans made out to be earth.
Our planet is named earth I thought it was called Gia. Or Azeroth.