Jumped on a freight train as it was going slow and it sped up and I could not get off and ended up in Canada and could not get back into the us. Had to call my parents to come get me with proof I was a us citizen lol.
I almost almost chocked myself to death tree times when I was a baby. Once when I was being born (umbilical cord wrapped around my neck), then the curtains pulled into my crib, then the sheets in my bed. :o