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Ask them "just cuz we is divorced mean we aint cuzins no more?" Or start to mutter to yourself, when they say "what did you say?" reply with "we wernt taking to you".

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Funnneeee!
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Yeppers. A sure fire way to freak somebody out.
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Ask them a question like that

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Ask them if they want to see the mole in your belly button.

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Act weird and freakish

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Just be yourself.

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I'm not weird.
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How do you know you're not weird?
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Make animal noises in their face.

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Get naked

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"Hey you were sexy last night, I like your closet..WANNA DATE" That will creep them out.. Hopefully

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Empty a jar of mayo, fill it with vanilla pudding, and eat it in public. Walk up to a stor employee, ask them the year, and run away screaming "it worked" wear a shirt that reads "life". Hand out lemons. When in an elevator alone with a stranger, poke them and pretend it wasn't you. Dress in a suit and follow people around. Repeat there actions into an ear pece. "Suspect is purchasing paper towels" etc. I could go on all day...

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Ooh, also, txt random phone numbers at 1:00 am and say "you really need to clean under your bed.
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Please go on you made my day.
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Hysterical! More, more!
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Okay, sharpen a knife daily in front of your roommate and whisper "soon"...
Pile 100 pens on one side of your office/workspace and put 1 pencil on the other side. Laugh at the pencil.
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In crowded elevators, tell people "I'm sure you are wondering why I have gathered you here today." In lines at grocery stores, stare begrudgingly at someone before finally exclaiming "you're one of them!"
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Pretend to speak to food. Hold a lengthy conversation. Suddenly, act offended. Throw your food to the floor. When asked to clean up your mess, reply with "no, I want to watch them suffer." Dress as a nun and act extremely inebriated publicly.
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My personal favorites: egg-humor. Around Easter, coat an egg in melted chocolate so that no shell is showing. Wrap it in colored aluminum and give to children. Also fun: put rubber band around spray nozzle and aim towards where sink-users shall stand. Put clear plastic wrap over toilet seats, then sadistically hoard all the toilet paper in the home.
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Walk up to children and say "don't talk to strangers" then. As a follow up "y u no listen!"
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Is it bad that I have done most of these???
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