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What's the most weirdest/dumbest question you've seen on Ask.com?

One time someone asked how to ask a question.

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TwilightGirl

What is ask.com?
It's a website where you buy and sell unicorns on the black market....

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Can you eat a banana if it is yellow?

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Strelok

"If one nostril is plugged is only one lung getting air" would be the dumbest, wierdest would be "How do I stop people from chopping off my fingers when I put my hand on a wall."

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One time somebody asked why Obama didn't stop Hurricane Sandy. Wait, that was me.

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I had unprotected sex could I be pregnant

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It was "why is my poop purple?". Lol

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Wow :0
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I answered that question too
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Don't know about the "dumbest" but the most annoying ones are "Am I cute?" and "Who likes Justin Bieber" or "Who is a Directioner" Oh wait! Those are the same as the DUMB ones.....

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i once saw- where can i buy swag. . .i took a picture of it also, lol

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You took a picture of it? That's funny! :)
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the guy asked where to buy swag, of course i took a picture of it, lol.
this is the exact question acording to my pic-
what is swag and how can i get one.
details being-
i hear people talking about how they have swag and i want to buy one but i dont know how much they cost and what stores cell them. also what are they?

and the person was- peanutpoop.

ahh ask, it amazes me at times :)
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How smart am i the you answer

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I remember that one! I just pointlessly answered that one a couple minutes ago!
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It was "should I go to college?" Wth

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No
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Your no.
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Uhh yeah?
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What?
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Nothing. Hi nice to meet you.
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Hi... But you already meet me like a long time ago
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In a galaxy far far away
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I didn't know that I exist in another galaxy :/
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Lol *star wars* duh :P
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Loud laugh out
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You're weird. :)
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Weird me not
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You're a terrible yoda
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Well... cause I'm a chewbacca
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Awww lol
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Hhhhrrrrroooooooaaaaannnkkkk!!!!
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Ummm....
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That was supposed to be chewbacca sound but I think I failed
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Yesh you did. :)
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Lol
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Chewbacca sad :(
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I'm sorry
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Lol it's fine so whats up? Except the sky
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The moon. :) it's gorgeous.
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I don't see the moon yet... But maybe later
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It always is. Lol
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Lol... You're right! I'm hungry :(
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Eat something then. :)
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I'm making popcorn right noe :)
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Cool :)
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Did you eat?
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I haven't eaten all day.
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Anorexic?
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No
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Lol Jk, I know you're not. But you should eat
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I know
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Then what are you waiting for go run to your fridge and get all the food you can grab and bring it to your room :)
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Lol :)
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Let me guess you just ate?
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No?
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Ok... Then take my suggestion up there ^^^
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Maybe
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I'm the only one eating right now :( sadlyfe
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Sorry?
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It's fine I'm just crying while eating :"(
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Are you really?
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No. I'm just kidding but that would be funny if I was really crying
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Lol that would be sad
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Sad but funny... Well I guess for me but not for you Rolf
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Lol :P
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Lol is too mainstream use spetm
S = some
P = people
E = exaggerate
T = too
M = much
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I never exaggerate
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Well what then? :D
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Nothing :D
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Ok :S if you say so... :)
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Hehe! Yes I do say so.... :/
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That's odd! :D
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Sure :/
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No this is the first time I saw you say "HEHE"
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Really? I say that all the time.....
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Well this is the first time I saw you said that :/
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Oh. You think it's weird? :/
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No not at all... It's just I'm use to seeing you say "HAHA" all the time
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Oh
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Ohhhqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm :)
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Lol :)
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Lol you got some haters :(
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I noticed! I thought I'm too nice for haters. Lol
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It's fine I have haters here too... I give really good answers and I get no stars or anything even a thnx none
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Oh. :/
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Haha... Hey on the good side at least we tried to help.... That deserves a big smile like this
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Lol you're funny. :)
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(;-;) huhuhuhu
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Uhhh are you crying?
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I don't i think I'am or maybe I'm jut hyper cause of the jello that my cousins made for me :/
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Lol I love jello. ^_^
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Well I think they put too much sugar on it and now I think I'm hyper (>///<")
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I'm sorry
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Lol it's fine, I love jello but its Just my cousins, they are messing around again
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Oh. ^_^
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Lol but I think I'm pouring out my hyper on that one guy... And I think this is the first time I got into an argument with a guy in ask :/
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Yeah? I ignore people who want to argue with me.
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Lol I would stop but I'm hyper maybe some water will help me with my hyperness... Lucky I'm a pacifist
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Me too haha :)
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Your a pacifist? Cool now I don't feel like a freak
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Why would you feel like a freak? Even if no one else was like you it shows you have a working brain to think for yourself. :)
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Haha your right... Well I'm always different from other people even some of my drumline group I'm different from them... They act like bad azz and they think they can do everything and they are superior but I'm just in the corner being the real me
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Well that's annoying.
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Yep... Darn it its Sunday tomorrow and I'm not ready for school yet -.-
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Lol you have school on Sunday? ;)
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No I have school on Monday (I was gonna sing the Monday song but nvm..)
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I think you should. :P lol ^_^
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I suck at singing though :(
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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=mmzA-slo4Ng&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DmmzA-slo4Ng is rather send the link to you than sing it v__v sorry
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Oh but that's not as fun. Lol
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I can't remember all the lyrics
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Aw fine. Lol
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Awe thnx and don't tell boondox41 that I'm a guy
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Uh ok?
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Lol feel like trolling :D haha and your my side kick
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Lol you're crazy
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Lol nvm it's not working... And being cray cray is good well sometimes not all the time or I'm going to mental
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Yeah....
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Lol yeah and I'm proud of it... Darn it I'm kinda hyper again cause I just ate ice cream again... Oh well time for some more water :)
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Lol
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You're not sleepy yet?
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Nope why?
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Nothing cause its 12:07 in there already
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Well yeah...?
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Oh ok...
I just wish they have chat in ask cause I don't get notifications... So what are you doing then?
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Nothing just watching the boobtube
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Boobtube? Well I'm watching pitch perfect and it pretty funny
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Tv
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You said boobtube... Well that was awkward
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Because I'm an awkward girl. Take it or leave it. :P
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Uhmm leave it!! Lol Jk I'll take you for who you are :)
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Ugh :P
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Should I take that as a bad thing or a good thing? :/
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Idk. Gtg sleep now goodnight. <3 :)
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Ok good night <} :) see ya tomorrow :)
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Just saw one..."how smart am I?" lol how are we supposed to know? The "am I pregnant?" ones really bother me too. I mean if you had unprotected sx then sure go get a pregnancy teat but how are we supposed to know?!? Lol

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"Am i pretty?" I don't care.

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ikr? I don't like pointless questions....
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"Do Humans have fur?" I asked that :D

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What is green?

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A pregnant 13 year old saying isn't it a good idea to get pregnant while young? Just so her parents can watch the child while she's at school...

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I've seen a lot of them in my time here, there was one earlier today.
"Can a human get an animal pregnant?"

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Nope (%
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'I gave birth 2 months ago and the baby doesn't look like me, she looks like her dad and I'm scared its not my baby.'

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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Wtf lol
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I saw a question maybe 1 week ago. "Where is Europe" and he/she even couldn't write Europe correctly.

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Why do farts smell the way they do? And why are the smells always so different? lol !! xD

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mopshire9001

mine is extensive mod people didnt deleted it

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