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My friends tell some pretty funny jokes at school do you have any appropriate jokes?!?!?!?

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Nope. They are all inappropriate. They are either racist or very sexual.

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Look up on YouTube for jokes YouTube has almost everything @.@

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How did the fish say hi...."How?" .........he didn't.... :P

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wanna hear a pizza joke?...... never mind.. it's to cheesy

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That's cute
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Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, "Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon."
The captain tells the man, "get my red coat and prepare for battle!"
The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle.
After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted the red coat.
The captain tells the assistant, "if I was shot you would not be able to tell I'm bleeding and would keep fighting".
The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the assistant came to the captain, "Sir! Sir! There are 20 enemy ships on the horizon!"
The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and said "get me my brown pants"

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

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11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a TennesseeDivorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

23. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?About 2 weeks
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7, 14, 17 and 22 are my favorites ;)
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These are sooooo baaaaaad!!! I won't stop laughing till tomorrow ! And maybe not even then!!! Excellent ! You made my day! Thanks!
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good.....guess it didn't do a thing for cheeseballs
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three men were walking in the desert when they found a slide with a note saying that whatever you said when going down the slide you would land in so the first man went down and said gold! and landed in a pool of gold the second went down and said silver! and landed in a pool of silver the third man went down and said weeeee! and guess what he landed in a pool of.....





wee!

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