I need some really bad/corny jokes
anyone have some? and they need to be short too
What's blue and shaped like a bucket?A blue bucket
I got hit with a soda can, good thing it was soft.
Where do olympic field players stash their sticks? In a pole-vault.
is you refrigerator runing you better go catch it lol
Why did the students eat their homework?Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.....lol cant get any cornier than that joke haha:)
How do you catch a unique rabbit? U-nique up on itHow do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way u-nique up on it
why does superman wear his underwear outside of his pants?because he lost a fight with Chuck Norris
What do you get when you cross a comedian with a germ? A sick joke!
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Did you hear about the guy who went to a zoo that had no animals except for a dog? it was a shitazu
i do what i want where i want when i want........if my mom says its okay
A polar bear walked into a bar, Ow it was an iron bar
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and has balls of steal? Sparkie.
why do men wear gold chains ?so they know where to stop shaving....
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. ;o
what is red and smell like blue paint ..... red paint ;D haha
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?We are both lawyers
THE CHEESIEST JOKE EVER:pizza!!! Think about it....get it CHEESE PIZZA! makes me laugh everytime.
how do you plane a party in outer space?you planet it
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers . Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
The United States of America.