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I need some really bad/corny jokes

anyone have some? and they need to be short too

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What's blue and shaped like a bucket?
A blue bucket

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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint
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10,000 likes!!!
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^What he said
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I would have gotten her!!!
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10,000!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! I'm SO happy right now :'D
((Hugs)) :D :D :D :D
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10k what? Likes? You have way over that many
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Lea, you're getting a present. It'll be there in about 10 minutes. :o
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What?! :o
Jedi: Nope.. Just hit 10k
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No, wits way over
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No... Really... I have 10005 now
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Nope. Tons more than 10k
You get a cupcake
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Alicia: Phlo said she got to ask my Q. So if that's what you're doing... :p
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I'm confused cream cheese :?
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Oops, too late. :p
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Bahahahaha!!! :)
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My sarcasm strikes again!
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Oh.... Okay then... Lol
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Joooosh. I finished The Scarlet Letter. ;o
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Aaaaaand?
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Meh. It was alright. Chillingworth's a loser. :p
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Life.

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that isnt helping
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Very true turtle,very true.
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lol
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I got hit with a soda can, good thing it was soft.

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Where do olympic field players stash their sticks? In a pole-vault.

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is you refrigerator runing you better go catch it lol

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Why did the students eat their homework?











Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.....lol cant get any cornier than that joke haha:)

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? U-nique up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way u-nique up on it

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i see what you did there. good one ;)
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Thanks =)
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Lolol... XD
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why does superman wear his underwear outside of his pants?
because he lost a fight with Chuck Norris

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What do you get when you cross a comedian with a germ? A sick joke!

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Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Did you hear about the guy who went to a zoo that had no animals except for a dog?
it was a shitazu

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i do what i want where i want when i want........if my mom says its okay

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XD good one
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A polar bear walked into a bar, Ow it was an iron bar

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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I laughed out loud 4 real
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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and has balls of steal? Sparkie.

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why do men wear gold chains ?
so they know where to stop shaving....

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. ;o

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what is red and smell like blue paint ..... red paint ;D haha

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i dont get it
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I said that
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EXACTLY!!
why do people keep saying this one
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Nepeta- paint smells the same no matter what the color
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so?
the hemospectrum smells different according to terezi
its all blood, but different colors
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what is green and smells like blood?
dead nepeta
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or dead kanaya
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whatever you prefer
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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers

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Hahahaha lol i tell that joke all the time made me LOL
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THE CHEESIEST JOKE EVER:
pizza!!! Think about it....get it CHEESE PIZZA! makes me laugh everytime.

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how do you plane a party in outer space?
you planet it

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What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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the last one was the b-e-s-t :)
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yeah....and the sky dive too
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The United States of America.

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