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I was playing Xbox live one day, and some kid said to me, on a scale of 1-10 are you a boy or a girl. Then I tried to get him to explain the scale, and he wouldn't do it. *shrugs*

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you should have said 5
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I said 3, and the guy stopped talking to me. LOL
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That's Xbox live for ya
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Yea, you're telling me. This isn't the only dumb thing that has been said to me on there.
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Lol, when I'm playing with a buddy, I like to finish an insane story I made up as I get into a lobby, and the other people are like "WAIT DUDE START THAT OVER!!"
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What gender are u

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what gender are you?
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The pic is of a doe, so a girl, duh
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maybe it doesnt have its horns yet?
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No I'm a guy and its a wolf
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i mean antlers
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I think
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its a fox
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Hmm I wonder... "YakyakMAN2..."
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lol it could be WOMAN
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yeah, woMAN
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haha it only says yakyakMAN2 lol so a Guy duh :p
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im a little slow somtimes
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I'm a guy trust me I hope I know better
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i dont know better :(
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Who cares? If it is an online Q why do you consider it as a stupid thing?! Ppl online sometimes get confused and to prove that see all the comments above ..!
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how fast does a car move at 1 mph

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Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!That is stupidXD
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Well, whats the answer
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That was a good one XD
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man its dark outside
when it was bright as F*ck
my brother is a moron

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Idiot-.-
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he is to much Pot smoking
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No wonder;)
I called my friend a pothead and he literally had a lot over his head.
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Pot*
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lol
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Don't die

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Yolo

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Do me!Do me!Do me!Do me!Do me!Do me!
Really it was just a crazy person at my school saying that and I was like 0_0
"What do you want from me you petifile!?"Weird and stupid

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I love you. Lol

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Hangover moment: "I once saw an albino bear in antarctica"

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How would their be an albino bear?
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Lmao a polar best xD
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Bear*
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Because its white?jk
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This is one weird convo I had with a classmate one day:
Random person: Oh so you have a brother!
Me: Yeah......
Random person: Cool, what does your brother do when he's home alone
Me: Uhh I dont know how to answer that question, I'll get back to you.

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"Can you take my nap?" It was my three year-old son. It still makes me laugh to this day.

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My cousin asked if my dad that lives across the country could se the same moon that we do

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Did you know that water is wet.

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Lol
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I said, "sup dawg"
He said "my names not dawg, it's mike"
He then started tearing up, this is why I don't hang out with 7 year olds

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Are you a natural blond?

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Are you?
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Well let's see, I'm the color of white bread, my thick eyebrows are nearly invisible, and my arm hair is blinding light in the sun ...
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Do you take this woman , to be your wife ????

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you said no right?
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Just once I'd like to hear someone say "No. I'm just here 'cause I heard there'd be cake."
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Lol thats funny
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Stupidest thing today... My friend: "That truck looks disapproving." Ugh, the stupidity in his voice!

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Do you work here

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"I can't hear you! It's too dark in here!" - Patrick Star

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Looooooooool
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"Why do we have school?" Some silly kid in class XD

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Most kid hate school so it's ok to say that @ their age i guess
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How do you eat?

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Hmmmmmm, how? Lol jk
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"Are you Asian?" XP

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Hahahaha; i'd answer it by no im pretending looool
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Are those melons real?

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A kid insisted he was ryan Higgas brother, and he wouldnt let it go

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You knew it wasn't stupid so why post it here?
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A guy in ask.com was trying to answer the stupidest things a person says to him; he said a kid hugged me and say Daddy! Lol JK
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when did that happen? lol
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1) "It's crazy how nature made Mt. Rushmore like that."
2) "Hey Zech.. what's your name I forgot." [ My name is Zech. (-_-) ]
3) [Just came home from school on Friday cheering cuz it's the weekend] "..Hey what day is it?"

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A friend: hey
me: yes..?
A friend, are you sleeping???!
me: ?

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The stupidest thing someone has ever said to me is...God does not exist.

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that there is a guy that apparently can do anything, but chooses to let things such as sandy hook occur... GOD IS A LIE

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The weIrdest thong was Areo killer
Today this kid was wearing areo pants and his butt crack was showing so a girl said areopostal killer pull up ur pants it means crack that u snort kills people and so does ur crack and he had areo pants on

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Today at work talking about college football With my co workers-
Kelly- "who do you think i goin to win the BCS bowl tonight?
Me-" I hope Notre Dame wins tonight, I bet 5 dollars on them"
Matt- "F**k Notre Dame"
Me- "What, why?"
Matt- "Well when the hockey players went on strike it just ruined the game for me"
Me and Kelly- " HAHAHHAHAHA Are u F-ing kidding?"
Matt- "Ya, but seriously though, Isn't ND like the worst team in the NFL?"
Me and Kelly- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
.... And He was actually serious Ha!

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Can a virgin have AIDS?

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That actually isn't really all that stupid because you can get it from blood transfusions, dirty medical instuments (even the dentist) if they don't sterilize properly etc. And infected mothers can pass it on to their unborn children.... so yes Virgins CAN have aids there are even children with it
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Is water a solid or liquid

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I have a long list.

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Blind people can drive cars....

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It's 12:34 a.m. I the morning duh a.m.

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Ok, here's mine: my mom said that when I was a baby, I fell over one night while she was asleep and was being eaten BY RATS!!!!! So I didn't think my question through, and I asked: Did I die? XD

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After 15 years went by my mom finally decided to tell me how she dropped me on my head twice and here's how our conversation went about it....

Mother: Natalie I dropped you on your head before when you were just a little baby.
Me: What did I do?
Mother: Oh you stood straight up and walked it off because I told you to. HELLO YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BABY NATALIE MY GOD YOU SCREAMED AND CRIED OF COURSE DUHH!
Me: WELL HOW THE HELL YOU DROP ME TWICE FOR THEN? FIRST TIME DROPPED YOU WOULD AND SHOULD OF BEEN MORE CAREFUL WOMAN!
Mother: I was throwing you up and down in the air playing with you.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK! YOU COULD OF MESSED ME UP IN THE HEAD OR EVEN KILLED ME!
Mother: Natalie I am just saying I think you were born that way already.... such as messed up in the head and I'm sorry. *starts laughing*
Me: What the hell ever I'm just special in my own damn ways.
Mother: Yes you sure are. *starts laughing even more*
Me: *got mad and walked away*

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