This is one weird convo I had with a classmate one day: Random person: Oh so you have a brother! Me: Yeah...... Random person: Cool, what does your brother do when he's home alone Me: Uhh I dont know how to answer that question, I'll get back to you.
1) "It's crazy how nature made Mt. Rushmore like that." 2) "Hey Zech.. what's your name I forgot." [ My name is Zech. (-_-) ] 3) [Just came home from school on Friday cheering cuz it's the weekend] "..Hey what day is it?"
The weIrdest thong was Areo killer Today this kid was wearing areo pants and his butt crack was showing so a girl said areopostal killer pull up ur pants it means crack that u snort kills people and so does ur crack and he had areo pants on
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Today at work talking about college football With my co workers- Kelly- "who do you think i goin to win the BCS bowl tonight? Me-" I hope Notre Dame wins tonight, I bet 5 dollars on them" Matt- "F**k Notre Dame" Me- "What, why?" Matt- "Well when the hockey players went on strike it just ruined the game for me" Me and Kelly- " HAHAHHAHAHA Are u F-ing kidding?" Matt- "Ya, but seriously though, Isn't ND like the worst team in the NFL?" Me and Kelly- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! .... And He was actually serious Ha!
After 15 years went by my mom finally decided to tell me how she dropped me on my head twice and here's how our conversation went about it....
Mother: Natalie I dropped you on your head before when you were just a little baby. Me: What did I do? Mother: Oh you stood straight up and walked it off because I told you to. HELLO YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BABY NATALIE MY GOD YOU SCREAMED AND CRIED OF COURSE DUHH! Me: WELL HOW THE HELL YOU DROP ME TWICE FOR THEN? FIRST TIME DROPPED YOU WOULD AND SHOULD OF BEEN MORE CAREFUL WOMAN! Mother: I was throwing you up and down in the air playing with you. Me: WHAT THE FUCK! YOU COULD OF MESSED ME UP IN THE HEAD OR EVEN KILLED ME! Mother: Natalie I am just saying I think you were born that way already.... such as messed up in the head and I'm sorry. *starts laughing* Me: What the hell ever I'm just special in my own damn ways. Mother: Yes you sure are. *starts laughing even more* Me: *got mad and walked away*