11 months ago
Last edited at 9:19PM on 1/7/2013
First you have to scream om nom nom at your gaming device and then go to Walmart and buy 13 bottles of lubricant and 3 boxes of tampons after that look at the cashiers face. If he/she looks at you funny you must beat them with an open bottle of ketchup until they call the cops. These cops will be different they will send you down the Mississippi River. Once you get to the island the boat takes you to you will see a teleporter that will send you back home to your gaming device where now it will not catch your fridge on fire.
The fridge catches fire because you beat the monkeys and let others run after you. You need to keep a distance from the monkeys by using the gap space. This will let them see you but run after you as they throw obstacles to make it possible to catch you. You can prevent this by getting rid of them completely.