Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
A man finds his mom on the floor. So the Ambulance comes and gets her. So the doctor comes out after awhile and he says to the man " I've got some good news and some bad news." The man said "well what's the bad news" the doctor said " she's completely disabled. Your gonna have to feed her baby food, change her diapers, and bathe her. Although she will for another 30 yrs." the man says sternly "we'll what's the good news?!" The doctor replies "I'm just kiddin'! She died!"