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What are your outlooks in my unfortunate predicament? read on I'm sure you'll get a laugh!

I'm 18 I live with my parents whom I love to absolute death! however they're so strict I'm 18 and I still have a curfew of 10?. I know my parents love me and want to take care of me but while I was supposed to be asleep I snuck out of my house at 11 and stayed gone till 3 AM! being like a ninja I snuck into my house cut the corner into the kitchen to go upstairs to my room and BAM my parents were butt naked have sex on the kitchen counter! my mom being another Martha Stewart and my dad being a retired marine I just screamed and turned to run when all of a sudden I heard Jessica Lynn! what are you doing coming home at 3AM I then had to keep my back turned to them as they got dressed they yelled at Me and I couldn't stop thinking about the low budget porno I had just walked into all in all I'm grounded for a month and found out my dear parents have sex where I make my food. I guess that's a lesson learned. How do I ever look at my parents the same?

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Well, your story is funny but you were "created" like that. So maybe this can reduce your pain. But probably you won't look to them the same for at least 2 years.

Btw, about your "curfew" problem, talk with your parents, talk with them about why they are not letting you to the outside, the real reasons. Then show them that you are confident and reliable about that problem.

P.S. Never ever talk with your mother&father about the scene that you saw.

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I lol'ed I would've ran straight to the nearest catholic church and try to rinse my eyes with holy water. Haha this will make a great dinner party story one day, hopefully now your parents will be less strict on you :P Best of luck

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That is disturbing! And try to act normal! Although nothing will be the same ever again!

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They are allowed to do that, and you are not allowed to sneak out. Justice served.

(Just make a point of scrubbing the counter every once and a while.)

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well definatly do not eat food near there, and dont look at them because if u do u will see them like they are naked just stay to ur room for a while

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Wow. I have absolutely no way to respond to that. Um, well, I would just say it's going to take some time. Your parents should be able to understand if they put themselves in your shoes. I would say try to do something to move out. When I turned 18, I started to live with my sister and my brother in law. It was the best thing ever. If I hadn't, I never would've gone to college. Plus, my curfew was like 8 at night, which was worse than yours. And I couldn't even hang out with friends. It'll take time though to look at them.

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I could never look at my parents the same way xD

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It is a natural thing, parents or not! It isn't 50 shades of grey! Spray a little disinfectant on the counter. And try not to think about the 1,000's of other places mom and dad tried out when you weren't home! If it bothers you that much, then I guess it is time to move! After all, it could have been worse, they could have caught you doing the same thing!

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Yo that's hectic! I would've been so disturbed! wouldn't be able to look em in the eyes ever again.

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