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Last edited at 12:03AM on 12/28/2013
A guy walks into a bar. He says "ouch, my head". God, Jesus and a priest are going fishing. Their canoe is in the middle of the lake. God and Jesus walk on the water toward it. Priest thinks "they must have given me the power to walk on water". He steps forward and falls in. God says to Jesus, "Will you show that moron where the rocks are?" Yo mama's so ugly, Scorpion said, "Stay over there!" If someone tells you "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.