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Tell me some puns anybody know any good ones

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i lost my paper towels so i hired a BOUNTY hunter.
What do you get when you crossbreed a vampire and a snowman? A frostbite.

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i know the second one
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I know a few, but their not very punny...

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There is NO good pun.

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nice profile pic lol^-^
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Thanks. Your the first one to complement my face in a while.
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its funny
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Wait, so you thought it was funny? Not... Pretty?...
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Come on guys stop with the bass jokes, just DROP IT

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A pun is the lowest form of biscuit.

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I went to this hotel once... It was SUITE! Lol

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A man who has been sentenced to hang was granted a pardon just as the rope was put around his neck. When asked if he had anything to say, he replied, "No noose is good noose."

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A guy walks into a bar. He says "ouch, my head".
God, Jesus and a priest are going fishing. Their canoe is in the middle of the lake. God and Jesus walk on the water toward it. Priest thinks "they must have given me the power to walk on water". He steps forward and falls in. God says to Jesus, "Will you show that moron where the rocks are?"
Yo mama's so ugly, Scorpion said, "Stay over there!"
If someone tells you "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

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