Whats a good excuse to tell my family for stripping in guam?
I'm an exotic dancer, and I've decided to go work in guam for a few months since they pay you a shitload of money. The only problem is that I haven't told my family I dance! And they live 15 minutes away from me and I visit them every week or so, so they'd definitly notice my sudden absence. I'd probably put pictures on facebook or whatever of me lounging around on the beach, so what's a feasible excuse I could use to explain my 2 month dissapearance to a tropical island???
Right now I was thinking about just saying I've been dating some rich dude and he owns property in guam or something. Anything besides telling them I strip!