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Whats a good excuse to tell my family for stripping in guam?

I'm an exotic dancer, and I've decided to go work in guam for a few months since they pay you a shitload of money. The only problem is that I haven't told my family I dance! And they live 15 minutes away from me and I visit them every week or so, so they'd definitly notice my sudden absence. I'd probably put pictures on facebook or whatever of me lounging around on the beach, so what's a feasible excuse I could use to explain my 2 month dissapearance to a tropical island???
Right now I was thinking about just saying I've been dating some rich dude and he owns property in guam or something. Anything besides telling them I strip!

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I know they will worry just because of the lifestyle that goes with it. ask yourself how this job came about? do u know/trust the people who are involved? will you be alone, on your own in a place you have never been? you could be trapped in a life you couldn't escape and no one would know. if something happens and you have to get help from your family it would be a shock for them. if they love you they will support not judge. don't keep this from them. I'm concerned and don't even know ya

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You can't just tell them you are going there to work?

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Tell them you were sick.

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You won a trip to Guam from Penthouse magazine for a story you wrote... they won't suspect a thing. ;)

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Wow...you'd rather tell them you're a gold digger than a stripper? I'm speechless....

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