A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Why did sally fall off the swings? *you say why* because she had no arms. Why couldnt sally get up? *you say why* because she had no legs. Why didnt anyone help her up? *why?* because she had no friends. Knock knock *whos there?* not sally!
I was at a pub in the bar playing pool with some friends. I overheard a conversation between two mates having a drinking session together. One said out loud to his mate " see those two old codgers over there, that will be you & me in ten years time. " His mate looked at him stupid & replied " that's a mirror."