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Hey I could use some cheering up, could you guys help?

Give me your best joke, YouTube video, or pep talk maybe. I don't know how I'm going to make it through today.

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You could have perm your hair and got an orange afro...lol... and u will make it through this day...u are strong...I've read your answers to those who sought help and you gave it.

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Lol!
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Subscribe to Vsauce on youtube. It has lots of informative cool stuff that will surely keep your mind busy. ;)

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I'm already subscribed :D
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oh wow.. good hahahaha.. didn't you were into that already too! uhm... UFC? MMA Fighting? hahaha sorry.... not really in the mood to write long allegory stuffs that might warm your heart. haha
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That's alright, and yes, a good fight should do me some good :)
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Good old men half nakey rolling around and trying to make the other one submit takes my mind off of most of that stuff..

What's shaking jacks?
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Don't really want to talk about it right now, but thanks any way. I'm going to just put it from my mind at work
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Look at you, advertising for VSauce! :)
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heyah! you over there.. hahaha.. micheal here. hahaha
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You look s*xy. Hope that didnt sound weird.

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That sounded weird
However you do speak the truth
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She does!!
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Watch these videos: Jenna Marbles, Brock's Dubs, and censored cartoons. They made me laugh. I really hope you get better, I'm sure you'll get through the day ;)

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Hm.. I have a feeling this has something to do with what you were talking about last night.
I'm sorry you're having a rough day :(
Stay Sunny!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K-MyO28WKYw
She has five in total if you enjoy the first one. I find them completely hilarious and I'm not sure why....
You always have people here for you Jackie, remember that :)

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You are very right and thanks so much!
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Just watch this video called Jacob keep your shirt on.... its super short but is very funny

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right.... thats just a little video i whatch when i get upset and it makes me feel better......just because i have a little brother named jacob
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He likes to take off his shirt a lot?
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uhh sometimes ...... hes not very bright..... and me and our friedns like to say that to him at random times too and he says it just like the guy from the video
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A blonde was sick and tired of all the dumb blonde jokes so she set out to do something to prove everyone wrong. As she proudly boasted to her friend "I went out and got a jigsaw puzzle. On the box it said 3 to 5 years but it only took me 9 days."

I really hope your day gets better. There's nothing sadder than a mopey ninja. :(

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LOL! I love blonde jokes and thanks, I'm trying
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Q: What's it called when you blow in a blonde's ear?
A: Free Refill.
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A blonde was out in the middle of a cornfield in a canoe, trying to paddle across. Another blonde was driving past in her car and saw the first blonde in the canoe and slammed on the brakes, screeching to a halt. She got out of the car and started shouting "It's people like you that make the rest of us look bad! If I could swim I'd go out there and kick your a$$!"
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Hahahahaha!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW6SH2bjYQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteF0j5gYGk

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Lol I've seen that Batman video so many times! Hilarious!
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I just found it the other night, I was laughing so hard my jaw started hurting.
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"I'm a bat" XD
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Riddler "What's gonna come out of the gun?"
Batman "Injustice! The tools of cowards and criminals!" Lol!
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I can give you a funny story from my personal experience.
I was driving home from work and texting my wife to see if I needed to pick something up for dinner, well all of a sudden I hit something! it was some kind of endangered bird, well the cop that was behind me "I didn't see him" pulled me over and gave me a ticket because I had somehow ran a stop sign when he asked me why I ran the stop sign and hit that bird I replied with I was texting. 3 tickets that night and a p'd off wife. the moral of my story is pay attention and watch for police :P

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Lol thanks!! I'm having boyfriend troubles, possible break up. Am I wrong to make him sleep on the couch btw?
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i dont think you wrong if you did that, if he deserves it
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Called me a bi***
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hell yeah sleepin on the couch tonight lol
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I couldn't see that video at work btw :(
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mrdrcooldude
aww...well watch it later, ok? it was so funny i almost "went" if ya know what i mean lol jk
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Kk!
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promise?
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Promise.
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good! :D
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Don't have any good jokes for you that I could put on here but I wanted to tell you to SMILE ! Take the day on with your best attitude and give it all you have ! Think positive ! Smile as much as you can as it's really good for you ! You're a very smart , well liked young lady and I want you to think only good things and block out the crap ! Before you know it , it will be over and everything will be fine ! Now , head up and smile and take the day on ! We're with you in our hearts ! Jackie-san !

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Thanks, I'll smile!
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peaches
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Please do !
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Pick a song you like , Rock , Alternative , Metal ..... & we'll play it & shout it out just for you at our gig tonight .

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Aw! Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold?
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Great tune !! You got it . We'll start the 2nd set off with it . " This one goes out to Ninja_Jackie_San !! How's that ?? :)
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Perfect :D Let me know how it goes too!
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Will do hun . Gonna rock it in NYC for ya !!!
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Hey Ninja, went great last night !! Sent it out to you during the guitar intro & the crowd sent you back their love :)
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That's so cool!!! Thanks so much :D
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mrdrcooldude

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8saRttyZ_o

why are you sad, and why do you need cheering up?

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Just boy problems. The usual :D
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Have you ever heard of an "Australian Kiss"?

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No, what is it?
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It's like a French Kiss, but "down under"
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Ooooh :D
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Lol, the YouTube video "Ultimate Dog Tease" is absolutely hilarious
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I will check it out. Thanks Jed- I mean Em Cee Bagel!
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No problemo Jackie, what got you down, anyway? If its not asking too much
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Hilarious video!!
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Boyfriend. Called me a bi*** last night, and I'm done with him if he doesn't apologize later.
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I agree on the video comment, lol
That second comment does not seem to be true at all... Try to ignore random crap people throw at you
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Thanks. I know :(
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If you need to talk about it just start talkin, I check my ask.com app regularly. When I'm not busy mass murdering zombies, that is...
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You sure? I may just be a whiny dramatic person.
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I don't think so, "bitch" is a pretty harsh term, and should not be used lightly
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it is however just a word. .
Unless you hear that from him often..
try not to empower the moment
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Ah hah! I knew he was a jerk!
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Lol, read a funny saying... "I only get drunk twice a year, when it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday"
I lol'd pretty hard at it
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That's what I thought :(
OK. I don't think he really loves me, he loves splitting all the bills with me and living in a nice apartment. We had a fight. When we got home I apologized and asked him to do the same. He refused to apologize. I went downstairs to get my new laptop and accidentally knocked over his new laptop with my power cord. I said "I'm not the one who plugged it in" and he called me b****. He slept on the couch.
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Ok blades
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That was just bad timing for an accident, don't dwell on it, and if the two of you do stay together, just start giving him "The Silent Treatment" whenever he acts like a little girl
It's not like you knocked over his brain...
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Ok thanks! Everyone on this page seriusly made me feel a lot better. Laughter is excellent medicine!
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Yes, yes it is =)
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if he has never called you that or other names before.. than it was an incident..not normal behavior
your both prob experiencing post holiday let down
Get out and do something fun.. just the two of you.. without any expectations
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He has called me that one other time in a big fight. Yeah, I feel like this past week has just been very tense and bad. Thanks Blades
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Try and keep your chin up, so you get to see all the better things than this
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Every guy that has a profile pic shirtless gets to be made fun of..
You should try it! One guy looked like he was playing with his nip...
Help me stop this madness!

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Anyone in particular?
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haha I'll find it
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his question was how is your day
my response fine until I saw the profile pic of the guy playing with his nip.. now not so good
Hope you feel better
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Don't make fun of me...
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I've never seen you shirtless, Bagel :D
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That seems fair, I've never seen you shirtless either lol
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Good! I was worried people on Ask.com would find that pic!
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Lol
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You have a shirtless pic?
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Not that you will ever find :D
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You were actually showing something?
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Not saying anymore
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That's so mean! Could you do it again? I mean, just for a birthday present? lol. That would definitely make a good birthday present
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Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere I could find that pic, if I were to look for it? In a hypothetical situation, of course...
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No, ninja!! And it's on the internet, but I'm not telling you guys where :D
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So... Is that a yes?
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Why not? Come on!
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That's all I'm saying.
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If I was single, ninja MAYBE. I'm not.
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Lmao
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mr.bean can make u laugh sure ..watch his movies

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you are one of the most entertaining people on ask!!! be happy about that.

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Mmkay :)
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I think you are smart, funny, honest a great friend and beautiful, im very happy i found a friend like you. And hes a jerk, even if he did or didnt do any thing. Jerk!

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Lol thanks :D
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How bad do you want it YouTube (:

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Smoshhhh

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Well I'm answering kind of late. I hope things got better. If he called you that I'm sure he's wrong. You are smart, pretty and have a great sense of humor. I know relationships are difficult. If this one ends I'm sure you will have plenty of guys to choose from.

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Two more things: Mona is right. You don't need a man in order to be a complete person and you are the only woman I have ever seen who looks good with a handlebar mustache.
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nice thoughts....btw...what did he 'call' her?
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A word that properly applies to a female dog that has had puppies and is sometimes used to insult women.
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I have never called any girlfriend that before, even after we broke up. I wouldn't say it's unforgivable but it's very disrespectful.
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My ex called me that and I told him that may be true once in a while, but then I get into a good mood, but you are an @sshole and that never changes. He never said that again.
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Jackie, please check out a book: "Why do I think I am nothing without a man?" by Penelope Russianoff ( look it up on Amazon and then get it from the library). It will change your attitude and improve your self esteem. You (and many women) need to stop thinking you're not deserving of better. Even no relationship at all is better than a bad one.

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I'll check that out (probably from the library) thanks :)
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It's true that you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy. That goes for men as well as women. I have not had a girlfriend for a long time and I would rather not be in a relationship than be in a bad one.
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that's what me said... :)
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Me say, you right.
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as often as a broken clock......twice a day ;)
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Maybe more.
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flattery will get you everything
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I can't wait.
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Well you awesome Ninja, if you are still feeling sad, I know a few things that will make you feel better. Watch a Blackadder episode on youtube. Its an old british comedy from the mid 80s and I always burst out laughing just because Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie are so funny. Also on youtube look up "A very potter musical" by starkidpotter. Its the greatest play ever. If you are still feeling sad after that, then just remember that you are an amazing person, and you have helped me through my depression so many times, just reading your answers here on ask. You deserve a wonderful life. And you are pretty. Your welcome.

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Aw thanks :D I'll look up those vids too
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:) and your a hobbit fan which is awesome. I told my mom that I want the LOTR ring for my birthday. I wonder if they make it.
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They do on Ebay.com and Amazon.com! My boyfriend has one :)
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that is so cool!!!!!!! Im so gonna get one.
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Um... Not really sure if I can. I can try. Um... (Hides behind eyes, and then throws out face.) BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! That was my best shot.

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What's wrong? I would make a joke but my jokes only work if they flow with a conversation.

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