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Derackula: 4 months ago via iPhone

Is it possible for a turtle to fall in nuclear waste and turn into a ninja?

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DeepDark: 4 months ago

No. It would probably die. If it didn't die right away, it might develop cancer later. It if lived long enough to reproduce, its young might be damaged: two heads, no legs, internal defects -- but no ninjas.

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RogerAnglin: 4 months ago

Ummm Ya...... Happens all the time...

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Happy2BeHere2: 4 months ago

Heck ya! Happened to a friend of mine.
Tank fell.
Poor Tommy Turtle.

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russianchick: 4 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 10:34PM on 1/10/2013

Teenager mutant ninja turtles for the win! :P By the way.....ain't nobody got time for that!

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AndreaC16: 4 months ago via iPhone

But of coarse. What kind if person asks this ? Everyone knows the answer is YES . It happens everyday.

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hawkmann: 4 months ago via iPhone

Thats funny

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DragonRider11: 4 months ago via iPhone

Considering I AM a Ninja and I didn't have to fall into a barrel of toxic waste, no. I'm not kidding about being a Ninja, I actually go to Japan and train (no, karate is NOT the same thing.)