Best pickup line?
My best pickup line is "Hey there, you know if you were an autobot you'd be Optimus Fine" Always works :P
Are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really loud and annoying.
are you from tennessee cause youre the only ten i see(; haha lol jk
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because your face looks like an angle.
I have a great one but the Mods would kick it off , sorry !
mines isnt really funny or rude i just say hey i think you have the wrong number -or- leave a message @ the beep
Don't you get tired? Cause you've been running on my mind :D
What's an ugly broad like you doing in a nice place like this? ......... Never mind, buy me a drink and we'll talk about it. My dad used that line. Took her home. Yeah it actually worked!
Are you hot? 'Cause you sure look that way to me.*plagiarized from Foreigner, "Hot Blooded"
" hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight , or should I walk by again (; "Always works hahaa
If you we're a booger I'd pick you first.
*lookes in her eyes* ask for a map she ask why and you say cuz i keep getting lost in your eyes or is your dad a robber cuz i saw him go way up high past the sky grab the stars and put their twinkle in your eyes
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!