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Best pickup line?

My best pickup line is "Hey there, you know if you were an autobot you'd be Optimus Fine" Always works :P

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Are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really loud and annoying.

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are you from tennessee cause youre the only ten i see(;
haha lol jk

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Good one:)
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because your face looks like an angle.

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Oh my gosh, you reminded me when I was in 6th grade and some 4th grader told me that lol I was all " wtf !? " and laughed so hard .. It was cute hahaa
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Was her face Acute or Obtuse?
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I have a great one but the Mods would kick it off , sorry !

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mines isnt really funny or rude i just say hey i think you have the wrong number -or- leave a message @ the beep

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Don't you get tired?
Cause you've been running on my mind :D

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What's an ugly broad like you doing in a nice place like this? ......... Never mind, buy me a drink and we'll talk about it. My dad used that line. Took her home. Yeah it actually worked!

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Are you hot? 'Cause you sure look that way to me.

*plagiarized from Foreigner, "Hot Blooded"

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" hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight , or should I walk by again (; "

Always works hahaa

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If you we're a booger I'd pick you first.

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*lookes in her eyes* ask for a map she ask why and you say cuz i keep getting lost in your eyes or is your dad a robber cuz i saw him go way up high past the sky grab the stars and put their twinkle in your eyes

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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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