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What is the strangest thing you ever told somebody

i told someone i am possessed by the devil it was weird but i got 10$ afterwards

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If you use a GPS in Australia, you have to turn it upside down to make it work properly.

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wow thts funny
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lol
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what i really dont get that?
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It is a northern hemisphere-southern hemisphere thing...
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lol louisjolliet.
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ok i get it
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A ninja stole my wife, I need 200$ to get her back!

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wheres the ninja?
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The ninja is my wife. >:D
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lol
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wow that is funny lol:)
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I told someone that her face looks like korean guacamole.

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oooooooooh you joked on her so bad it was not even funny
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hahahaha. thanks. The funny thing is that I don't even know what korean guacamole is, or if that it even exists. LOL
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ooooh that is so messed up LOL
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Nothing. I don't do weird things.

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its fun being weird give it a try sometime
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If you say so... :p
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really it is alot of fun thats howi manage to get through high school
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Well I'm still in high school..
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me too........but now its my senior year
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Oh. Well I'm a junior and I'm surviving without being weird.
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well tehn theres no fun in that but hats who u r and ok im just a weird person in general
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hey tic tac i really want to ask you something you might say no but it is worth a try
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Well that was hard to read... Lol
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Oh hey what do you want to ask?
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just guess:)<<<33
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I'm not guessing. Lol just say it and you have to because its my birthday.
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<<333
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Ugm...
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as in dating
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How? Pls tell

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what you did not make a bit of sense just then???
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anstazia1

i ate the babie without milk

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I once told somebody that I wasn't a ninja.. silly me.

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wow ok i really want to tell you something can i??
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yeah sure.. what is it?
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you might say no to me but <<<33 dont you get tired you been running on my mind
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Hah.
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sorry bamaswag but... I don't really have the most respect for guys that hit on EVERY girl that they lay eyes on.
and that wasn't a very good pickup line..
sowwy
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burned
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so
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hahaha dude u say u have a girlfriend so why do u keep askin out girl on here
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Do u wipe or wash?0.o

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told my wife's father I got her pregnant

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wow and what was his reaction
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it was a mix between "You had sex with my daughter" & " I'll kill you"
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haha
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I was hanging with my friends and that we were going to prank one of our best friends, so i went first and told him i was gay ( im not really ) and he flipped out and we laughed so hard.

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umm i told a guy i dont like him! actually ive dissed like four guys in the past month.. they like me and are like obsessed

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either u r Ms Universe....or the guys are blind and despo...
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ouch^
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wooooo.....
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hey dont talk to her like that i like her @hershey_kzz: don t you get tired you been running on my mine
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that was rude ravi. Shes gorgeous.
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if you say so.......
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I told this kid I was lezbian because he kept flirting with me and I couldnt stand him. Actually, ive told just about every guy that's asked me out that I am lezbo. Im not but I just can't stand people asking me out.

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why i asked you out and you said some crap i done forgot dont you get tired you been running on my mind
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lol well you dont even know me so thats why.
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Its not that I dont like you, i just dont date.
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and stop asking every girl on ask out!
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dang you going offc
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someone told me they were in my closet with the monsters i keep there so i told him i dont have monsters in my closet i have ghost and demons and well he believed me

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he was really messsed up then
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hahah yepp
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