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How to convince my brother to play in a football game?

first, in case your wondering, im 14 and my brother is 11. our school has a valentines day football game. coming up. I am QB and my brother is RB for the team. my brother said he wasn't coming to the game and I asked why and he said he was hanging out with his girlfriend on valentines day (isn't that cute?). we need him for the game but he's days he's not coming. how do I convince him to come?

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Tell him to announce to the press that his girlfriend has just died of leukemia, and then have him show up and tell a heartfelt story of he loves her and misses her and how her last words were, "Don't miss the game for me, promise me!" Then pass out Leigh's at the game for the fans to wear to show their support. Boom, the kid will grab a full ride scholarship to Notre Dame in no time.

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Loooooooool, what if his brother's gf shows up in the middle of the game?
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Tell him to say he was the victim of a vicious hoax. Then have him delete his twitter and Instagram account, and shut off his phone. With a little luck, he might go late in the 2nd round, but he's gonna be a PR nightmare.
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To the press? He's 11
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Ok I get it
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