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Do you have a funny poem to share?

This is one I heard somewhere along the way.

THE IRISH PIG
'Twas an evening in November, as I very well remember,
I was walking down the street in drunken pride.
But my knees went all a-flutter, so I rested in a gutter,
And a pig came 'round and laid down by my side.

Yes I laid there in the gutter thinking thoughts I could not utter
when a colleen passing by did softly say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses"
And then the pig got up and walked away!




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Give me back that filit o fish
Give me back that fish
Give me back that filit o fish
What if it were hanging up this wall?
HUUUHH??!
if it were you in that sandwitch you wouldn't be laughing at all.
Its not rape
Its a snugle struggle.

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