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shockacow

Joke contest! Can I get a lot of really funny jokes?

I need a lot of jokes please! thanks!!

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gay people really need to get their story STRAIGHT!!!
why shouldn't u cross a shark with a parrot: ITLL BITE YOUR EAR OFF
vampire jokes SUCK!!!
I don't SEE the point of Hellen Keller jokes
what happened to the kid who drank 8 sodas? HE BURPED 7 UP!!

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Lol
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"I'm gonna shove this pencil where a pencil should never be...in a pencil case!!!" Lol or u could just say "bacon" that's my favorite joke

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Lol
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lol
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guys who wear skinny jeans: i think they took "get in her pants" the wrong way

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Lol
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Haha!
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*creates an epic joke*

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You want a lot of jokes? I know only one really funny joke...and it's YOU.

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shockacow
Ok......
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No.

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Yes
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yes (shockacow) no (iheartux3) maybe so (dragon040201)
everything should come in 3!
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a man walks in a cave. he finds a gene. gene says i will grant any wish but keep in mind your ex girlfriend gets double. he then wishes for a mansion he gets a mansion your ex gets two. he then wishes for i billion dollars you get one billion dollars your ex gets double. the man then wishes for the gene to beat him half to death. the rest is self explanitory

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shockacow
Lol
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lol nice one! :)
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lol! Love it!
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I don't get it....:P
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What's the difference between a redhead and a brick? At least a brick gets laid! NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE!!! I apologize ahead of time if it offends anyone :/

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Alright I laughed and as you can see, I have red hair. No need to apologize haha. And it's only the weird ones that put videos on YouTube that don't get laid.
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Lol landshark :)

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How does a blond re-charge her brain? Sticks her head out of a car window!
Do it all the time..lol.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
It's alright he's dead you can say his name now, silly muggle.
Oh, the Harry Potter humor.

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Lol I love harry potter books!!!!
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what rises but never sleeps/eats? bread
it is more than god and more evil than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it. if you eat it you die. what is it? - nothing

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