A radio announces that it will be the end of the world to a small town and everyone in it goes crazy and tries to live thier lives by doing very stupid things until they realize it was all fake :P for a story?
Write about a blue-collar worker's trip home on the commuter train/subway from Downtown Mars to Saturn to Pluto and how he/she/"it" has to deal, cope and contend with all the snobby 'Dowtown-Business Types' who jump on the same 4:55pm, Rush Hour train/subway. I'll be honest: it's all I had AND I actually STOLE that joke from ASK member = fritzmeade. Good Luck...PEACE!!!! :)
Dude goes to school. Before class starts dude gets explosive massive diarrhea. Now has to find a way to get through class and make it back home without anyone noticing. Real story that happened to my friend.
go to a drive through order food when they hand you the food act like you passed out and press the gas while your head is still on the string wheel then stop and wait till they come to help then star yelling while driving away have fun
I know of one about this burglar who broke into this house and was really sneaking and trying his hardest to blend in with the dark and all of a sudden he heard "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"! He froze and looked around then turn back toward the door trying to sneak back out of the house and heard it again real loud "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"! Finally he stopped and yelled "WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT"?! And heard "over here over here" he eased slowly toward the dark corner to find a pet parakeet in a bird cage. And the burglar started talking to the parakeet and ask for his name and the parakeet replied back saying his name was Clarence the burglar who turned puzzled at such a name put his hands on his hips thinking for a minute and then said "what stupid person would name a parakeet Clarence"? And Clarence replied back "the same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus"!