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My dog barks and crys when he sees a leaf blow by. What does your pet do?

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Minji

Rub their butts on the ground. >:(

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Worms or fleas.
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Chew my underwear and yoga pants. -__-

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uhhh, yeah.
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My dog once cried because a fly buzzed his face.

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lick and bites the laptop and tackles the hard drive

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that sounds like something my grandpa's cat would do, attack my flash drives.
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Everything my dog does is stupid. But he keeps me entertained.

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yeah, I know right?
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Same with my dog
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My dog poops in my house

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She really barks too much

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my cat runs in to the doors..
she always dos that....-_-"

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so does my grandfather's cat. the cat tends to go ballistic for about 2 hours, then nap the rest of the day.
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my cat is all ballistic at night.


some times.... -_-"
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... thanks for the laugh!! I sure needed that.
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your welcome!!!!!! X3
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I know mine is not a dog but my rabbit use to jump over his water and he would try crawl under it but on time he got stuck but luckily my cousin was there to get off of him. 8)

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My dog enjoys eating dirty kleenexes. It's disgusting.

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now THAT is just plain gross.
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I know, why would you even do that?! Ugh dogs....
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that's ok, my mom's dog steals poopy diapers from the trash can and tries to eat them. talk about gross out.
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sorry i meant its......
sorry... ;-;
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what are you talking about??
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i said that my dog eats its own $hite
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My dogs tail knocks things over and breaks things. He also licks people for like 10 minutes straight. My other dog barks at the trash can for hours straight and spins around

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understandable. it's them trying to live their dreams.
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My dog barks at any dog, any cat, and acts like he is the ruler of the world with basically any other animal on the planet........EXCEPT for my Brother-in-laws pet pig.....when he brings the pig over to our house our dog RUNS as fast as he can to his chair and cowers there like he just saw the devil himself, and if the pig gets too close to his chair then my dog LEAPS off the chair and BOLTS as far away from the pig as he can possibly get......smh......

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LOL!!!!! :3
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My dog is such a weaner......8)
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funny!
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Humps EVERYTHING!:)

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Chews up my stuff or hump or pee on me :/

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I had a parakeet named Buzz who used to stick his head down one of my trophies and sing. He also used to hump his bell, climb down my face or sit on my glasses, and also shake his wings when I would run my hands together. I also had a lab named Sandy who would steal dirty diapers out the trash and burry her food in the sofa. Sometimes she would sit whatever she had in the middle of the floor and proceed to bury it with her feet and nose. she also used to take bread and sit it in the front yard..only bread for some reason.

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Oh my, my dog will sit on the couch and when you look at him he just stares at you for 10 minutes then barks for 10 more minutes!! It's so annoying >:(

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sounds like it...
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My cat eats alarm clocks and puts my under wear on her head :-{ )

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that is actually kinda funny!! I hope the underwear are CLEAN underwear??
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Sometimes
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ugh, never frickin' mind. geez louise. Peace out!
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Peace
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ha, nice try. do you even know what peace out means?? it means: goodbye, I'm outta here!!!
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I had a cat pee in a bra cup just like a miniature toilet. I had a dog that scratched inside her ear and then smell her paw. She also would mess up every single rug in the house every night

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My dog cries, screams, and runs around the table when he sees my dad's truck come down the driveway. It's really the funniest thing ever....

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sounds funny. you ever tried videotaping it?
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my grandfather's cat, we call him trouble, I nicknamed him hunter, because he goes ballistic. ballistics is also forensic science, guns and bullets.

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I had a dog named Puddin who would run from the bathroom, down the hall, bounce off the couch, back down the hall,and so on and so on after giving her a bath. Some say she was trying to get dry but I thought she was crazy. Lol

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Lol my dog does this too! Everytime hes mad at us he will do that and growl and bark! My dog is quit retarded!
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My dogs do this too lol
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My cat (Sokie in my picture) Will go outside of my door and meow and meow and meow and when i open the door he leaves; but when he doesn't leave then he jumps on my bed and hogs the pillow (my cat is really fat!) and then he leaves after about 5 min.

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My cat will jump into a box that's standing up. And, being heavier than the box, she'll make the box flip over. Then she'll sit in the box for a few seconds to make it seem like she meant to do it.

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ha! that would be adorable, I can only picture it.... my grandfather's cat will do that too.
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She's an old cat, too, so I think her mind is slipping.
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ha, well it's still kinda funny.
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She might do it to get attention. Her son climbs into my lap all the time, and when she walks by, she kind of gives me that look and walks away. Then I feel bad and kick him off. I look for her, but she's nowhere to be seen. Then I find her in a box.
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ha, ok. got it...
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when you leave my dog outside for a long time and then you let her in she is like some kind of maneake dog and whenever she sees my dad come home she freaks out and jumps on the couch and runs around the house untill he walks in the door then she jumps on him and literally knocks him down(shes a pit bull)

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I have no idea how my cat can tell time. I go to bed fairly regularly at 9:00 p.m. and his FAVORITE activity is to snuggle in bed. So if I am still on ask.com at 9:00 p.m., I get howled at. Look at the clock and sure enough it is 9:00 on the dot. How does he know? We do not have any chimes, coo-coos, or whistles.

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My cat will lay on his back and he looks so cute or he'll follow you everywher although this is cute not stupid ;)

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my biting maniac hamster will scream whenever you touch her stuff. She thinks my finger is a toilet paper roll. So you see, my hamster is kinda weird and stupid. Doesn't run on her wheel.

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hahahahaha, funny.
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oh yea, and she bites.............. HARD
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My first cat Gonzo knows how to open doors (only if the door goes outward not inward) and right now I'm training him how to walk. My other cat Beaker likes to take showers and hunts! (:

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When my cat tries to run away from something, she bumps into things. My dog will chase laser lights around in circles.

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pretty much all dogs chase laser lights... cats like them too. it drives our family dog ballistic and the cats used to go nuts over it.
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My friend's horse is scared of cars, and when he saw one while we were trail riding he dashed in front of it. Smart horse.

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ha!
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My hamster climbs up to the top of her cage then she falls back down and does it again.

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hahaha, lol.
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Jaysoa

Tries to sniff his mother, but get's a scar instead! XD

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my dog licks everything in sight.

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