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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Hey... but mind that its not a serious question.....

However it s a kind of funny riddle to be answered!!!

So switch on your humorous and idiotic side... before answering this one!!! xD

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I'd pull up the anchor rope, cut off the anchor and toss it to the sharks to keep them occupied.

Then I'd coil up the rope in the bottom of the boat, pull out the tin whistle I always carry in case of emergency, and whistle an Indian Rope Trick melody.

When the rope uncoiled and reached up toward the sky I'd climb to the top and wave down the passing TV helicopter who had arrived to film me being torn apart by the sharks and catch a lift back to shore.

On the way I'd negotiate a fee for telling my story on TV.

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Such an attention seeker!
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Ya gotta get your audience where you find it, Yos.
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ohhh god........ u know the simplest answer???


JUST STOP IMAGINING!! :p
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Well, I could always simply leap into the water, shove my hand down the throat of the nearest shark, grab it by the inside of the tail and pull it inside out. Then while it's friends were eating all those lovely, exposed gizzards, I could swim back to shore in perfect safety.

But the helicopter would be more comfortable and I'd be able to sell the TV rights.
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That's tooooo complicated!!!


IT'S SIMPLE- "stop imagining it!!!"
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You sucked me in, Rockstar. Even when you gave the answer I didn't recognise it.

Full marks to you and blushes to me. 8<{
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Awww...... its totally fine Dodgy!!!

It was nice to know u...... u're kinda really funny!!!

xD
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If someone would save me, I would survive.
Not sure whether I was able to switch it on completely.

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srry...... but on a humorous note---- you r wrong!!! :(
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rather u should JUST STOP IMAGINING it!!! :P

lol
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Just SAW the answer, below mine!!
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Although jikes are not to be treated this way, but we take your answer as true, I would survive even if I don't stop imagining, no?
But that was interesting!
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ya!!!!

thnx..........
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I would stop imagining. Voila, problem solved.

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yup........ smarty u r corrrect!!!
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Yeah, that's it. Have you heard it before?
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Nope, can't say that I have lol
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guuud!!! smarty
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I'd die, ain't no waaay no how I'd survive that. unless someone else was in the boat...........

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srry...... but on a humorous note---- you r wrong!!! :(


rather u should JUST STOP IMAGINING it!!! :P

lol
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Oh didn't know it was a trick question, never mind lol.
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hahaha:p
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LOL.... xD
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Spread my lovely wings and fly away............after taking a big chunk out of one of the sharks for dinner!

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Bird bites shark! Now THAT's a story worth publishing.

Did you get my email with The Light Controller attachment?
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Yep! It will be read over the weekend when I have no distractions. Thank you so much for typing that up for me. I truly appreciate it <3
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No problem. I was going to send it again if you hadn't received it. Hope you enjoy it ... if enjoy is the word. It's very moving.
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What would chuck Norris. Do????

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