Yes. I've been abducted before. It was about 3 in the morning. Wilma woke me up and said "Cooter. I think there something outside" so I got up took my rifle and went outside. I looked to the sky and saw a big flying thing heading towards my house they landed in my backyard. They came out and I said "Can I help you folks?" they toke me to their ship and did some tests on me. And then I got some sorta powers. They notice I had something special so they took me to they're home planet and crown me Bacon God,so that sums up my story.