1. Get yourself some ruby red slippers 2. Click your heels together three times 3.WAIT! don't click them together just yet! (Gee I should have told you to read ALL the instructions first!) 4.Close your eyes (NOT YET! You have to READ everything first, unless someone is reading these instructions to you) 5. Repeat out loud TEN times: I wish I was back in Kansas with longer nails" (If you do it right, you should end up in downtown Topeka. You have to do it ten times because of each of your fingers.) If you don't end up in downtown Topeka with longer nails you screwed something up. It might help if you specify FINGERnails, otherwise you may end up in a Home Depot aisle far away from Topeka and even further from where you actually want to be. NOTE: Sorry about the Topeka thing, that's just the way it goes with these kinds of spells.