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What are some funny pickup lines?

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. :D

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You?re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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did you just fart?

because you took my breath away.. lol

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Did you fall from heaven because you look like hell

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are you copper-tellurium? because you are CuTe!
(that was a chemistry pick up line in case you didn't notice)

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okay i am so gunna use this
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So corny..
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anstazia1

it should be a crime to be that cute

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Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see.

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"Can I kiss you because I love sweet things",.

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Suzy did you buy those short shorts on sale? Her reply "Yes they were 50% off". Reply "really if you'd bought them over by my house they'd have been 100% off"!

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