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Yes.....but first you must sell me your soul.

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Sell you my soul? What dies that entail? Like what will happen to me?
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Nothing that bad.........trust me.
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i want 2 more in return -___-
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Idk...I don't know what to except...
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*expect
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Have I ever steered you wrong? John is my witness.
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Well okay....(who's John btw?)
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Yo
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Oh yeah....not John anymore....now rebel
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Ohh haha hi rebel! :) do you think I should sell my soul to Dillon?
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and yes you have -___- you said to buy all of those 1D albums lmao WTF MAN?!
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NO!!! he's evvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllll lmao
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I don't have a soul, so I'm good. Gingers rule!!
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Really rebel? Hmmm
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Um. ......on second thought ignore john....he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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call me john lol
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what's up with annie!!!!! she freakin hates guns n roses lmao i gave her knocking on heavens door -___-
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Okay John :) and lol I'm SO conflicted...I don't know what to do!
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Just TRUST me.....
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mmm...okay :) its hard to say no lol
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Yes!!!!!! It's mine now!!!! Bwahahahaha >:) um.....I meant yay
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Lol oh gosh, what does this mean? xD
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......Nothing.....
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Haha I don't believe you...I think if I could see your face right now it would have a devious smile on it...
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Well you can't soooo
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Sooo what?
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So you don't know if I am or not.
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Butttt I think you are sooo...
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Just tell me what's gonna happen! It's bothering me lol
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I would tell you if we weren't on ask but I can't because I don't give out my evil secrets on the internet.....so you're outta luck.
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Are you throwing that back in my face? Cause that's basically what I said before...I wanna know! Telll meee
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Glad you picked up on that lol.
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Oh common. Please? I'll tell you if you tell me ^_^
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Ok....I'm going to swap your soul.....with a man's soul...so he'll have yours and you have his lol.
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Why the heck would you do that?!
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For fun
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I am insulted.
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Are you really going to make me apologize? -__________-
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No :(
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I apologize anyway......but I'm keeping your soul. >:)
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Thank you lol. And as long as you don't give it to a man..... >.<
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I may keep it for my own use.... ..whatever that entails lol.
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Hmm oh lala. Lol I have to take a shower brb ;D
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ok
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I am squeaky cleaaan ^.^
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Took you long enough lol
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I'm a girl. What do you expect?
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I expect nothing.....so I'm not disappointed.
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Mmm I'm confused..
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You ALWAYS are lol
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I can't help it! I try not to be >.<
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Try harder
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Why? But I will.
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If you do I'll buy you a gift.....whatever you want.
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Really? :O I'm liking this ;) but why do you want me to try so hard? Lol
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Because I'm tired of confusing everyone.
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Do you confuse people often or something?
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Everyone on here just about says I'm confusing.
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Aww, I'm sorry lol. You don't confuse me that much if that helps :P also, what happened to that other question we were talking on?
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Which one?
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Um, the one that asked how do I make friends.. Or something like that.
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I commented.....you never commented back lol.
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I can't see the question at all! I can't find it :(
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Well just talk here then. lol
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What were we talking about on the other one though? I'm so annoyed -_- why did it disappear?
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I still see it.....it's the last question you answered
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Nevermind....it got deleted
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Wtf I don't see it!! Did you comment on that question? If not, can you so I can go to it from your profile?
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It got deleted
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Oh. Why? That's actually really dumb.
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I don't know...I'm really bored......I think I'll ask a question.
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Ugh my comment was delayed Apparently you can't say @sk and bored at the same time
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Hahaha they don't want you talkin' smack about them fool xD
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Well entertain me then
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i'm getting spammed so badly lmao
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Dillon there are a number of ways I could answer that.... ;) and John I'm sorry! :O
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it's cool lol i probably had 10 other notifications, but this answer is all i got -____- but really, idc <8)
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Are you sure?
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Yes,yes he is.
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Do you speak for him?
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i wasn't talking to you, GATOR BAIT -____-
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lol
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I speak for everyone.....I am the spokesperson for the people. I decide what is right for them.
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Oh you do? So what's right for me then? Hmm?
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It's right for you to always listen to everything I say.....that is all that's necessary for now.
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Interesting...I don't know about that. How do you intend to make me follow this? xD
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I intend to MAKE you do anything. I know you just want to because I'm such a great person.
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*I DON'T intend -__________- ugh
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Well, that depends on what I'm doing...lol
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Just anything
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That's very broad :P
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Well what do you want to do?
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Many things.
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Name some of them. Tell meeee
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No I think I'll look stupid if I say some of em...here I just thought of another one. Bowling lol xD
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Bowling is cool....tell me the other ones too. You won't look stupid.
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I...dunno if I can..
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You can....I won't think it's stupid. I promise.
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How about playing tennis? Basketball? Are you good at basketball?
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I prefer football.
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I knew it! I was gonna say that next...I had you pegged as a football guy.
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I've never tried tennis.....I'm sure I would sukk at it. I sukk at everything else.
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Stop putting yourself down, you'd be fine at tennis lol. It's not too hard
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I'm not putting myself down. It's just an honest self observation.
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Mhhhmm..
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God EVERY freakin' girl does that to me. It is so annoying
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umm, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about...but I'm sorry? Didn't mean too lol
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Going "mmhhhhmm" I don't even really know what it means lol. Care to explain?
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Um. Idk. Haha
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Yes. My old neighbor, Jake, can show you how.

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Really why him?
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Because he is evil!
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not you too yao ming!!!!
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Why do you call me Yao Ming?!
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it's a joke lmfao
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Oh. I don't get it.....
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Why is he evil exactly?
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Stole my lawn mower......
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Hahaha, no way seriously? What didya do to him?
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I stole my lawn mower back! That's what I did! >:D
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Lmao..did you guys ever talk to each other about it? I just can't believe that he'd actually steal it..
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Well. He borrowed it but never returned, so I took it back. But those days are behind me. :p
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Ohh so he's just lazy, he didn't steal it lol. Is he not your neighbor anymore?
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Nope. He is still in Reno, I believe. I am in Los Angeles (Living there, but I am in Tijuana right now)
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Soo confusing....you're just everywhere aren't ya?
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Yes. everywhere!!!!
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In my room..? 0_0
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Okay...maybe not everywhere.
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Why not..?
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There is only so much Raul to go around...
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Nah I get it allll
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Don't worry. That doesn't sound strange at all! :D
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....well...
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Yes. Well. So...How was your day,Becky?
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Haha you're avoiding that one aren't ya? And greaaat now that you followed me ;D lol I gotta go take a shower brb
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Yes, I am avoiding you on that one.
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Why oh why Raul? Why you avoiding that one? >:D
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Eh. You know, reasons and such.
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And those reasons would be?
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Eh. You know....
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Do I? No I don't think I do..
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I think you do. Just think, Becky! You can do this!
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I can't :( there's too many things! Why can't you just say whatever it is
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Moving on...What is your favorite color?
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Just give me a hint at least? Pleasee And pink lol what's yours?
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I like green, white, and red. Viva Mexico!
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Hey! Gimmie the hintttt
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Wait...What hint?!
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I asked you for a hint cause you won't tell me.. So gimmie a hint
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Hm.....So, How was your shower. o_O
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Seriously dude. give me a HINT. And it was fantastic thanks for asking. Very relaxing :D
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You really are wanting to know of this. But honestly, I have forgotten. :D
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RAUL. Tell meee, I'm going insane. Commonnnn D:
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If you tell me what we are talking about, then I wouldn't mind. I am lost honestly....
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Go up in the comments a little and look^^^^then tell me
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oh, sorry. Can't tell you that, Becky. You are innocent. Remember? :D
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Raul. Tell meeee
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Hmf. You are very persistent, you know that Becky?
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Yes, well I'm stubborn what can I say? So. tell me.
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I would tell you, but I have to go. Adult matters must be attended to. Have a good rest of the day, Becky.
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I'm not done with this Raul!
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Yes, you are done with this...
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No. I'm not. Tell me!
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Okay. You are awesome! :D
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That's not it, and you know it. Tell me.
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Okay, Becky. Let's just calm down, and listen to some One Direction.
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Lmfao
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Stop trying to change the subjectttt. -_- Seriously just TELL ME. my goodness. And turtle boy what's so funny? And where did you come from lol random.
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I don't even know anymore, Turle boy just destroyed my thoughts....
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RAUL. PLEASE. :3
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You have a strange habit of saying my first name. But I digress. I looked back at my previous comments, and could not even remember. XD
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I'm sorry, idk why. I won't say it anymore then! Tell meeeeeee
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It is fine if you say my first name, I was just pointing that out. :D
And like I said, I can't remember. :3
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I will get so mad at you if you don't tell me.
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Oh, no one can get mad at Raul! :D
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Tell me -_-
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Okay...When I said "There is only so much Raul to go around..", to which you replied "Nah, I get it all!". You don't realize how strange that sounds?
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Well I guess haha. Don't know what you were thinking! ;D lmao
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There. Are you happy now, Becky?
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Mmm yes. :) cause now I think I know. You just won't say anything, I find his amusing.
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*this
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Glad you find "This" amusing.
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Now you're mad at me aren't you? The tables have turned.
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Why would I be mad?
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I dunno. :3 I'm sorry. I just thought lol
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I never get mad! :D
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Well that's a very special thing haha
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So....Do you like One Direction!?!?!?!?!?
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No not relly.. Why do you keep talking about them? lol
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I just wanted to make sure I didn't have to "Unfollow" you, I don't "Follow" Directioners. Well, Except for one. :p
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Well then haha. Who is it?
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Someone named kkalikay15, only reason I follow them is because we have great arguments and I sort of know them personally! :D
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Lol of course you do Raul.
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Yes, of course I do. Whatever that may mean....
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You will never know..... >:D
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The tables have turned, haven't they? I will do what you did. Tell meeeeeee
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Pshh, you can't break me man. I had to deal with siblings that annoying the crap outta me. I got nerves of steal (;
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Same here. I have a feeling I have many more sibling than you! :D
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You probably do.. I have 2
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I had 9...And I was the oldest.
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I wish I was the oldest. Lucky :(
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I wouldn't say "lucky", but then again that was just my situation. For others it may be.
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You wouldn't wanna be the youngest.
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Nope...Not really.
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Exactly -__-
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Guessing you are the youngest, correct?
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You guessed correctly.
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Yep. I am a good guesser.
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I'm feeling weird
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In what way, do you feel weird? As in this conversation, or in general?
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In general. I think it's time I get to bed. Night Raul!
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Alright then, Night, Becky.
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I blame Twilight for questions like this....

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Haha I was just bored
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Lol
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if you get bit by a bat, i suppose you could. y do u wanna be a vampire?

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Hmm... boredom... I know the feeling :/

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What? lol
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You must be pretty bored asking this question :/
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not anymore <8)
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Nope, still bored
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well .-.
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Lol what?
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You mean that I'm so bored that i asked this question?
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Lol, yes :)
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Ohh haha yeah..I am pretty bored :P
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Seems like it :)
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If you became a cannibal I guess. You just wouldn't be immortal

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I don't get it...
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Do you know how the vampire thing started? Long, long ago, they would kind of be like vampires, making them somewhat cannibalistic. But that doesn't make you immortal like the story vampires are
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Hmm, interesting thought.
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I've met the occasional vampire and, believe me, you don't want to be one.

The vampires I'm talking about don't turn into bats or suck your blood. They're a particularly obnoxious type of loser who drain your energy. They're the people who want the government to help them when they could be helping themselves, they're the people who want to borrow from you, either things or money, they're the people who don't bring them back.

These vampires have earned their own acronym. They're called PITA and that stands for Pain In The Ass.

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I think that I'm a little confused lol
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Sorry about that.
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It's okay, it happens a lot.
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Emotional/energy vamps are the worst! Right on par with bullies!

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Indeed.
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I think my job is a vamp! I have no energy :-(
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Ooh. Energy-suckers. One of my favorite subjects. Every culture has it's own mythological variant. Our current obsession with vampires and zombies en masse has dark sociological implications, I fear.
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I can definitely see that kwojcik.
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Oh, I dunno. Maybe we'd rather be titillated the the impossible fears than those that are around us every day. It's easy to shut out vampire belief, less hard to shut out violent crime, terrorism, and corrupt politics.
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No and look it up on yahoo there hilarious but don't do it and no you can't

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What what?
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You can't become a vampire and search up how to be a vampire or is my boyfriend a vampire and also am I a vampire search it on yahoo it's funny
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Why can't I? And okay I will later lol :)
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If you want to. But if you start sparkling then you let the wrong kind of vampire bite you.

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Sure you can, so go ahead and start drinking blood :)

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