A fat bald guy wearing only a shirt and one flip flop walked past my house. I don't live close to any other houses so I called the sheriff they said they had other calls bout the same guy already, said they think he was walking from an accident up the road. Was really funny and strange.not what I expected walking out of my house this morning.
Me and my friend were outside school and a old man comes up to us and asks us is we have seen a guy as tall as his knee, cause he forgot his hat. And he pulls out a bottle cap. We also had a mean sub named ms. Plum and she yelled at a guy in my math class and he turned around and said, why you gotta be so fruity. Some on then fell backwards laughing and hit a desk, he was ok. Pretty funny day