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If you were stranded with no food at all and you had only a monkey would you eat him?

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and when im done i'd survive a few more weeks and d!e with regret...

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weeks?
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yeh if i portion it out weeks
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is d!ick for sunday lmao
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keep a look out for my next 2 questions...
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i will and have you no class? d1ck is for Friday!
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answer my question!
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Naw... I'd shave his hair for warmth.

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What will u shave it with
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i rather have a soccer ball, named willllsssssooooonnnnn!!!!!!!!!

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Its a volleyball
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really?! well...
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Not at first..I would have him collect me some fruits and then go fishing for me and then I would fatten him up and then eat him

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Depends if he cute jk probably.

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No. Some say you would d!e easily if you don't have any companion with you... So I wouldn't k!ll him

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Who wouldn't want to eat him?!?xDD jk jk

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No, monkeys bite. Good luck getting him!

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Yes.

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He'd eat you first!

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Yes.

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Of course

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Yes

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I would have to be starving, I don't like monkeys

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If the monkey could survive where ever you were stranded, then there has to be food somewhere. Follow him. lol :)

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bone a patit lol
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lol
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