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If you were a pigeon, what would you do?

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Poop on as many people as I could before some kid shot me with a BB gun

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Lol !!! Good one !
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Annoy people. (evil laughing) ha ha ha ha! >:)

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thatoneguy97

Fly. Into the sky. Maybe poop on a guys head.

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Peck people's eyes out :D

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Whoa
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Haha it would be funn
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I'm scared
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Why would you be scared joshy? ;D
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I don't want to get my eyes pecked out lol
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Well, I'll spare your eyes. I'll just have to do something else for you >:D
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I would fly around and poop on people. Pigeons are rats with wings.

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I'd find Louis. :D

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DolceMonserrat7

St. Mark's Square in Venice, Italy where all the pigeons are (famous for that) and probably poop on some people

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Buttonz_again

Annoy people :)

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Fly away....... Then come back

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I would try and become a FAMOUS PIGEON by giving everyone a show to watch of me possibly trying to do the Happy Feet dance and if anyone dare tried to mess with me while trying to get down with it they would run away screaming holding their eyes from being gouged out by me and I would by then be dancing to "You Can't Touch This" trying to set an example of meaning that nobody better not touch me or else....

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I started lol'ing pretty hard when you said "famous pigeon"
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Jerk I would too be famous if I were a pigeon Lol...
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Ha , ha okay right now you got me picturing you as a pigeon that would be so cute. I couldn't help but laugh reading your answer lol.
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I like it when I can get people to laugh and quiet frankly right now I'm trying to hold back from laughing of what I just actually said I can make myself laugh at the crazy things I say and now it too has got me placing an image up of me with a whole crowd of people standing there just watching me sticking my little legs and feet out while flapping my wings and rolling them together then on the "You Can't Touch This" I would be doing the moonwalk and spinning around raising my legs up and around repeating the moonwalk over again LMFAO!!!! xD
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Ha , ha ! I would pick you up and just comment on how cute you are and then for a treat toss you a piece of bread or take you home with me lol. Now if I see a commercial for Happy Feet my first thought that will come to mind will be Rose ! lol and just picture you being on there ha , ha. I will be laughing and my family would probably be like '' what's so funny ? ''
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I would take the piece of bread and eat it then follow you home and stay for the whole day then fly out to see the world from up in the skies and would hope not to be shot down Lol...
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Ha , ha if they shot you down I would rip that gun away from their hands and shot them down to see how they like it. Then I would take care of you and then let you go when healed.
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I would own the ocean like it was no body's business.

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DeclairedOk

Take care of my unfriendly neighbors laundry when she hangs it outside.

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Fly :D

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thatoneguy97
No way
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Lol
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peck on people

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Poop on everybody I didn't like :P bahahaha but I wouldn't wanna be a pigeon....

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Shoot laser beams out of my eyes and return tesla's love.

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Name myself kevin

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Reunite the Goodfeathers

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EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!maybe

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poop on your head

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your rude.... -.-
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Fly

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Fly around every state in America! Maybe even different countries; I'd start with NYC :)

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that would be AWESOME!!!!!
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laugh at people who call me a rat with wings... and know that i'm beautiful

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I'd crap profusely all over my Ex Girlfriend's car!!!

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i will poop on the Itful tower

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Fly high in the air and poop on a bird, show them how it feels

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poop on everyone i hate! XD

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make one fun trip to the White House

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fly.

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sh*t on a taxi driver

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Poop

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I would poo on all people who annoy me daily.

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Poop on all the men that don't treat woman right

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Wander parking lots, fly to Narnia, slam into peoples car windows just to freak them out, and crap on everyone like there's no tomorrow. Then again isn't that what most people would do? :)

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I would poo on peoples heads XD

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