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Why do most people think Chuck Norris is invincible?

WHAT THE hell DID HE DO?!

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Because people are monkeys that repeat catch phrases unthinkingly. Caluvox covered it well.

Really he's a runt and a bit of a wimp since he seems to be filled with fear, lately, which is weird for a grade B christo-fascist.

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Exactly!
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thatoneguy97

He's Chuck Norris

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Yes, I've heard that many times..... I don't get it, I would only accept Bruce Lee being INvincible, not him.
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That's all I got.
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bruce lee's pretty freaking awesome too
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I don't think he is invincible, I beat him in basketball! Nah, because he was very good at martial arts.

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He is just an actor and martial artist. He is getting old and people are feeling sorry for him.... so they try to boost his self esteem a little.

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Thats a good question Bruce Lee whopped him in a fight

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... 'course, BL is dead and CN is still kicking
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He's Chuck Norris #2

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Hes chuck norris what other reason do u need

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I lost my sense of humor months ago, sorry.
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I think he should keep his Day Job, selling Total Gyms.... Lol

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JuggaloPride

He will be making an account in 3......2......1......

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Nothing really, he was an action-movie star in the 80's. A comedian (can't remember who) made some jokes about being tough like Chuck Norris and it stuck, kinda like that comedian that does the "You might be a red-neck" thing, or Johnny Carson and his "How hot is it" jokes.

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I think you lost them at Johnny.....

LOL!!!
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Haha! True, I thought about that after I sent it :/
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I HEARD CHUCK NORRIS IS SO TOUGH, HE HAS ANOTHER FIST UNDER HIS CHIN :O ............................ :o ......................................... ;0

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BE FREAKING AWESOME O.o

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...hmph...
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he will round-house kick you to texas
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if he can find me...
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CHUCK NORRIS I DARE U 2 FIND ME AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU WONT AND IM YELLING REALLY LOUD BUT IM PRETTY SURE YOU WONT HEAR ME OR FIND ME SO I DARE YOU TO FIND ME 24 HOURS!!!!!! AND..."round-house kick" ME TO TEXAS! *24 hours remaining*
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gosh, well I think someone needs a nap...
He's from walker texas ranger you should watch that show, but it's kinda boring soo...
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because he just is.....gosh how can you even ask that question!

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Because he just ISN'T...gosh how can you even that question?!
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He threw a grenade and killed 12 people, and then the grenade exploded.

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Yeah...right....!
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I'm telling you folks of the three "Chucks" only Manson wouldn't last. If he were out living at Spahn Ranch then the two other Chucks, Liddell and Norris, might be in deep doo doo because then all Manson would do is get one of his acolytes to kill for him. But Liddell could easily make Norris "upchuck" in the Octagon. Even though Liddell is retired now isn't he?

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Because of the movies he's played in and his knowledge of martial arts people started saying he was invincible

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yup...
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I certainly think very very few people think chuck Norris is invincible

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