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About how manny pastafarians are their

as in members of the church of the fsm no I did not mean Rastafarians

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Right here! I was born again and baptized in His holy tomato sauce. Blessed be thy father FSM.

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How many jars of speghetti sauce did it take .. Ha ha
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Just one microscopic drop of his holy sauce is enough to cleanse the soul :)
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You may laugh, Betty, but did you not know that until TheTrustyLepp was baptised into the One True Faith that his name was only TheLepp? Now, like all the sons of He-Who-Flies-on-Noodle-Wings he is to be trusted. R'amen, Sir Lepp.
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Wow .. I will remember that TRUSTY LEPP. Am I worthy to speak your name if I bow in your presence ? Ha ha... Live you guys !!!
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Love... Hate that tricky i
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Love you back, Betty. You're all right!
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candybar

I love pasta! We're having shrimp scampi tonight with hand made pasta!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Suzie17
I have yet to try that and I've always wanted to.
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candybar
Awful for my blood sugar but a great comfort food!
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Suzie17
It's always smells so good but I go for the lasagna every time haha! Gotta try it some time.
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Bless you, Candybar.
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candybar
Thank you Dodger. Having an awful time with my sugar levels
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dustee
me too....peachstar
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Suzie17

Just had sketti, Mmmm!

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You are a worthy disciple, Suzie. May his Noodliness keep you slim and lovely so that you may partake to your heart's content.
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Suzie17
Haha, too late for that!! I liked sketti TOO much!!
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*there
Pastafarians are just Atheists mocking organized religion. It isn't anything serious.

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Suzie17
Oh I think they're just having fun. Not harmful.
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Ah, Wrathseed, don't you know that even in the Old Testament his Noodliness made his kindness known? It was not manna the Israelites ate as they fled the Pharaoh's army, it was pasta, brought to them from Himself. And they drank not water but Chianti. Blessed be his kindness.
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Although you are correct, about the mocking, However you are wrong about it being anything serious. A pastafarian can preside over a wedding and anyting else any pastor can, In addition, it was a movement that stopped a state school board from adding "creationism" into the curriculum for the public schools.
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Sadly no statistics are available but his Noodliness is not mocked. We, his followers, are plentiful upon the face of the Earth and we gladly extol his goodness and his munificence. We preach not, neither do we proselytise, but there is always a place at our table for new enquirers.

R'amen.

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Raaaameeseeeeen ahhhhhhhhh...
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Hi Sin. And it's no sin to love pasta.
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Giant talking eagles are Pasatafarians as well. Here is a link to learn all you need to know about this wonderful and accepting faith:

http://www.venganza.org/

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How wonderful it must be to be able to fly beside his Noodliness and to return to your aerie covered in ketchup.
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Marinara sauce (....ketchup...sheesh.....)
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I apologise, fair feathery one. I don't know how I could have said such a thing.
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That's okay.....you all on the flip side eat odd things sometimes.....I just figured it was a local treat...ya know like veggie mite?

Frankly I prefer Alfredo sauce.....creamy buttery goodness....all warm and yummy... (....salivating at the thought.......)
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That is an amazing site Yosie !
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Aww thanks but I cannot take the credit. OzMan showed it to me well overt a year ago.
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Unknowingly everyone is a Pastafarian, so count the world population and you'd have an answer.

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May the promise of Her noodily bounty sustain us on our long & perilous journey to dinnertime
Yuuummm.

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Do they have a 12 step program for people afraid of too many Carbs?? Lol

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dustee
No...I love pasta...
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dustee

Pasta with tomatoes and garlic..

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No shrimp though for you in your pasta! Remember you are allergic ! ;-)
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Sounds good to me, I'll take the Shrimp!!
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dustee
hey Sin....haha.....you remembered....how are u and your family....ur dad....i'm well...and my daughter Meme is working and has her own apt...I now have a car... my knee is ok...glad to see u..
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dustee
hi lady...no scrimp for me...allergic.
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@Dustee -we're all doing okay. My dad is still here on Earth and WOW you got a car!!! I have an older car but it runs pretty good but hope to get one soon too. That's wonderful about your daughter. I bet you're so proud of her!!
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Pastafarians are as numerous in the world as lovers of spaghetti are. Those who partake of the sauce and the pasta, have truly felt the love of the FSM.

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R'amen.
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Hello there J to the 13th ! Long time !!;-)
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Yes, it has been a long time. How are you Sincerity?
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I am doing great ! Thanks for asking ;-)
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