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Your at Walmart and a zombie apocalypse happens.Where would you go?what would you do?

I would go to the toy section and open all the toys and make a weapon out of the toys then get the makeup and make me into a zombie then I would go to the top of an aisle and attack them!

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thatoneguy97

Well I would be the one sending them to destroy Walmart soooo......

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Oh my . lol.
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oh god. XD
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lol soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gun aisle... then airsoft aisle because they have Co2 that you can turn into grenades, then go to food aisle and take lots then climb to the top f the roof amd hope for the best

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Buttonz_again

Knife section or just leave

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Run to the parking, lot get a car, get to an airport and move to Sweden

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Grab food and water first.
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That's... Actually an alright idea. It's nice and cold there.
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Bathroom, I have to pee when I get nervous.

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Drink section. I'd open all the drinks spill them on the floor and watch the zombies try and catch me but they would fall :D

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DolceMonserrat7

The gun aisle

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It's as of we were made for each other.
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Haha hey how are you?
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Alright all things considered.
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Okay good. When you need to talk come to me okay.:)
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Okay. You're 16 right?
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Yeah
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When's your bday?
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DolceMonserrat7
J-2
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January? June? July?
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Oh sorry jan haha
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Same day as Cuba gooding jr.
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Really lol
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I love him
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I was born on batmans birthday.
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Haha when is your b-day?
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September 5. That's Michael Keaton's birthday.
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Oh cool you win
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Yep.
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Wouldn't the smart thing to do is stock up on weapons & food?

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kitchen section then gun section then food then bathroom the end

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Once of of them were in I would walk out like nothing happened.

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Lego section and spread it all out ill be unstopable >:3

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Isn't that the truth
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GO FOR THE POWRETOOLs

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I would not even notice... have you actually been to a Wal-Mart ?

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I thought I was the only one...
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Nope... ! I observe it on occasion myself.. !
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I hate and regret going to Walmart...
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I only go when.... well, i don't have a good answer for when I go... but, it is not very often...
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Nope
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Right !
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lol, guys
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xD
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Same Here Gail..... :)
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Aha! You know my name! :)
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I read up on You and Yes, I do indeed know Your Name.. Muhahahah ! :)
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i would fight back with items....and if that doesnt work then i would go hide in one the freezers....

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I'd walk calmly to the registers. and ask one of the zombies that already work there to check me out so I can go home. *smh*

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i would grab a bunch of knifes and camp out by the bow and arrow section :D

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I wouldn't be able to tell the zombies from all the natural idiots at Walmart

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You are all kinds of crazy-funny
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I'm just being honest
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Good answer !!!
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Ha , ha !
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I would go to the weapon and gun section and make a weapon out of that... Then I would use Wal-Mart's tires and food to make a strong-hold.

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Just no shooting in your tire fortress.... Bullets bounce.... :)
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Ricochet just makes things more exciting
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Just where I am, I am too cool for all that craziness

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To the bathroom with a broom. as a retired marine I can do plenty of damage with a broom.

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Why the bathroom? I assume power would be out so the faucet would be useless.
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I'll take a flashlight too, and hide in the handicap stall.
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I´d get a chainsaw, lock the doors and live off the supplies inside until help arrives, if it arrives.

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I would hide inside a fort made of all the toilet paper packages

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I would make a sacrifice of all the people who say they would be there

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make a run for my motorcycle then a boat with my gps

(every one knows zombies hate the sea) england would be awesome i want 2 see a british zombie

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Leave Walmart and go to Kmart

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camping area

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Grandus why did you change your photo?
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I just decided to
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it's lighter and it's actually me, instead of a lame old pic of some guy
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but the moustache is fake. i'm playing a cop in the picture so... also it's a painting
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Go to the gun section, kill everyone in the store, humans included, make the Walmart impenetrable from the outside an only allow my family and friends in. Kill everybody else and we would be able to survive for a long time with the resources in Walmart.

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That's cold but you would survive the longest with that mindset. What if the Walmart shoppers fought back?
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How would they fight back if he's already killed everyone?
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If they fought back before their brains were splattered all over the wall. It would be 30 or so people vs just 1.
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Doesn't matter if i have the right weapons and tactical knowledge.
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i would help my self to the candy

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hey babygirl i love ur pic
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thank you <333
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how r u?
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im great
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what ch ya doin!!!!!!!!!!
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nothing on the computer
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Hey Sorry I Was Busy
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me too havent been on for a while
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Gun aisle and camping area. Then I'd climb onto the shelves and get to the highest point.

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1. Guns- looking for a .45 (or other large cal. Pistol) handgun for close quarters
2. Knife/ axe- grab secondary weapons or utility
3. Get a few more people and grab back packs with food/ water
4. If my clan couldn't get to the street because it's in chaos or for what ever other reasons, I'd head to a room inside Walmart with a window to outside. I'd barricade both the door and the window. We could see what was going on outside and still escape.
5. Make no noise and wait for an opening to get out.
Note- The roof offers no weather/ cold/ heat protection. I wouldn't choose to hole up there.

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Get to camping aisle and get some camp axes. Go to the gun aisle and get to s if guns.

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I would go out the back door !

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I would be on thatoneguy97's side sooooo

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I would fight them off along side with my best friend we are the two zombie slayers and un beat able mwhwhahahahahah !

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Get together I doubt I would be the only one at Walmart

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Well I'll be on Laxbro 97 side it's like he's thought abt this b4 except I wouldn't feel comfortable with just a 45 I would need another weapon and I disagree with him abt the roof thing bcause i live in fl but besides rain weather wouldn't be a prob but first I would go home and get my zombie survival guide then if I still had friends or family I would go bak to Walmart and do what Laxbro 97 would do. if I didn't have friends or family bak at Walmart I would go to my house go up stairs turn on the bathtub get food water etc.and destroy the staircase once the zombies left I would go to to the opposite side of the world and live there until the virus has stopped if it doesn't stop I will be like the movie I am legend and live with my dog Micah until I kill the zombie leader in my secret lab with a grenaid killing myself helping a friend and her son get the cure for the virus to the last survivors :D

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The I am legend monsters are vampires!!!!
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I would run get a back pack full of canned foods, grab a tent, a blanket and pillow, a booey knife, a sniper riffle, and ammo. And then I would make my way up to the roof and try to help as many people as I can. Then we would camp up there and draw up a plan. Once we have a plan we would send a group back down in the store to kill all the zombies and send another group outside the store to park cars in front of all the doors (for barricade purposes or a quick get away) and I would keep someone on the roof to snipe the zombies going after the ones getting the cars. Then when the store is cleared from zombies we would take the bodies to the garden center outside and burn them. And then we would live inside the store and take in as many survivors that come our way. :)

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The food section and try to bribe them.
Me: " I'll give you this candy bar if you don't eat me..."

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hunting for guns and knifes

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I would go to the outdoors section and find a weapon there...then, I will make my way to the foods section and stock up on food because who knows how long I'll be trapped there.

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I would throw flower pots at them its a popular sport in South East Asia

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I'd go to the area w/ the pillows and hide.

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I'd go in the women's bathroom in a stall and lock it. If they come in there (which they shouldn't, since I'm a guy), I'll say "occupied". Maybe they'll leave.

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Id get a rifle and shoot them in the h-e-a-d!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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