Does anyone have any good jokes?
I need something to make me laugh.
Hmmmm what about this one.....The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!'' :) read another one in comments btw:)
Justin Bieber is a musical genius.
Why did the grape cry? His mom was in a jam! Why did the pretzel call the cops? It was a salted!(assaulted)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?- Because it was dead!