once there was a Chinese man and he didn't speak English.he ran a hotdog stand. si the first customer came up and said how much are these and the Chinese man started saying random things. so his lanyard tells him to say 10 cents.then the next customer comes and says doe these hotdogs taste good, then the chinese man says random things .so the manager says tell the customer "excellent choice" so next a robber comes and he says "how much is in the cash register "then the Chinese man says 10 cents. next the robber says I'm gonna shoot u and the Chinese man says excellent choice! !!:) PLEASE READ THIS
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Knock knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot's caught in the door.
Man and wife lying in bed. Man farts and wife asks what's that? Fart football. 7 points, I'm in the lead. Wife farts and says scores tied. Man farts again and says 7 points, in the lead again. Wife farts and says scores tied again. Man tries to fart again but sh*ts his side of the bed and says halftime, time to switch sides.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he's not coming to you.