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what do you want your last words to be? :( please be 6 or lower words

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I knew that food smelled "off"......*croak*......
You'll never find my gold......*croak*......
Delete my internet history......*croak*.......
My stage name was Bunny.......*croak*......
The bomb deactivation code is.......*croak*......
I forgot to pay the electric bill.......*croak*.......

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Phlorence_602
Lmao!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks.....it took a minute to come up with, but I like'em too 8)
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How you been?
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Phlorence_602
This week has been "ok" so far, how have YOU been?
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I guess "ok" is a good description here as well......winter is dragging on far TOO long round here.....makes for long depressing days.....Summer can't get here fast enough.....
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ROFL!!! You're crazier than a bed bug, my love. You can always make me laugh no matter what kind of mood I'm in! That's another reason I be luvin' ya, you know, ya Goober!
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DolceMonserrat7
Lmfao....
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Naffy, you ignoring me or we just talk at night? LOL
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laughing @ u Nafta
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Never ignoring.....I had some "business" to attend to in the bathroom.....I guess last night's dinner was a bit more spicy than I was aware of.....and then adding hot sauce to it must not have helped the cause......8)
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LMAO Drade!! Yeah....I'm a strange cookie....to say the least.....8)
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Drade, so are you from the Buffalo area? I tried asking you on the "favorite radio station" question.....
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He's "different", or yeah, maybe a little strange, but that's what keeps him so mysterious, don't you know, Drade?
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Naffy, oh, those hot and spicy foods will do it every time! LOVED the answer...only you. Not used to seeing you on during the day, or maybe I'm not used to being on during the day! Eh, maybe see you later.
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I've usually been sleepin till like 11 or so and then cleaning my Sister's house since she can't seem to muster up the time or energy to clean it herself....so by the time that's done I'm usually gettin on here late.....but I guess today is a bit different 8)
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Okey-dokey.
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no nafta I'm from Michigan:)
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and we're ALL weirded in our own ways ;)
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Oh...cool.....NOT Detroit hopefully......
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luckily no I'm about 3hrs away from Detroit
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That's good.....8)
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Hi guys and gals! :) NAF, you do really add a "spice of life" to Ask. I normally get a little shutter when I see your out and about "sharing the NAFTA." Good. Good. And all that. Haha. Thanks for my vote. I didn't think a lot of people knew what I was talking about. Pretty much "dates" me big time.! I don't mind. Quick FYI: They don't do E-tickets anymore. Still, back in the day... They WERE the Ride of your Life! Great to see you all. Believe it or not, I'm right in the middle of painting the living room. I thought I would take a quick break & see who and what's up w/my friends here! Glad to see ya all! See and Read you soon I hope!
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8) Don't spill the paint!!! 8)
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Thanks for the vote of confidence! This is why it's good Don's at work! Hahahaha! Hopefully, I won't spill it on this crazy box of mine. Before I do leave to dive into Navajo White, I saw the infamous what does "NAFTA" stand for question last night. I do believe a year or two ago I did ask that same question. I do remember I came up w/ some pretty good analagies. Since you were "mixed company" I wasn't sure of, I let it go. But, since we are surrounded by people we both know I think my favorite was: Nocternal Animals Fornicate Together Always. That is what it stands for ... right?! ? Big Smiles. Take Care and sorry about your weather. I won't even tell you what I'm wearing to paint. I will say, all the windows are open. . Just playin' I am sorry about your weather. Go West Young Man Go West! :)
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West indeed......
Nuts Are Fully Trimmed Always.....I thought of that last night 8)
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It was the bomb code that got the biggest laugh :)
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I wasn't gonna say that just in case "they are watching".....but I figured since it's my last words and all....8)
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dude, can you get any funnier? :D LMFAO 4 HOURS :)
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Hi. and while we Fully Trim our 'ChestNuts' Nocterally, in Northern American, we find the Trade to be Alluring with the smell of Nutmeg and cracking with Thyme. Truly a treat within themselves. As is The NAFTA and all his fans on ASK. If anyone ever has a question venturing into Space Flight as NASSA does, or "Roasting Nuts" on ASK..... NAFTA....is indeed the person to answer, satisfaction guaranteed*.

*The guarantee. Please do read the cyber-space print located in the mind. Happy! Happy!
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Funniest thing I have ever read!!!! I'll put things like"lol", or "roflmno" when I don't even change my facial expression, but I truly "lol'd" at this.
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Thanks mythology98! Now, you've made my Sunday a great one as well!! Happy! Happy! Wishing you all smiles and happy thoughts! :)
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You had me at the "food smells "off." lol
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SuperGeek64

"Fry me some bacon."

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That's probably what killed you haha!
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^ lmao :)
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beautiful_flowers

"I will always love you"...

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Goodbye, Drummer.
(He's my horse.)

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Aww
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I love horses, for real. Say Hi to Drummer 4 me.
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haha ok :P
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help me

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Lol
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Don't cry for me

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Awwwww.
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Buttonz_again

Te the tacos..... I love them.

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Phlorence_602

"I left 700 dollars under the" then I'll kick the bucket.
It will be a mystery for the others to find out :P

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Hi! Lovin' it Lovin' it! Happy! Happy!
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Haha, cute AND a mystery too!
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Billy Graham's wife Ruth has this on her gravestone:
"Construction finished. Thanks for your patience."
LOVE IT!

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That's a fantastic one!
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DolceMonserrat7

I love you......

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"I told you I was sick."

JK!!

"I'm finally talking to Jesus."

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Hi..Happy! Happy! Giggles big time!
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Whatta ya doin', Sister? I haven't talked to you in at least 9 years!
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Hey girly girl~ I know it has been a century! Boy you age beautifully! haha! No, really, I've been learning this new computer, which has proven to be a heck of a lot smarter than me. (not too hard to do, but there have been times when this little box and I have taken a walk on the balcony... me with true BAD intent! :) :))All is good out here, how 'bout w/ you? :)
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LOL!! Giggles bigger time! When I first got, what am I talking about, I HATE Windows 7, I still feel like taking a walk on the back deck with true BAD intentions with this computer and I've had it over a year! All is as well as can be expected here considering we're talking about THIS gal !!! I'm just not right, Sis'er, just not right! I'm glad you're doing well and would want anything but. Have I told you I miss the picture of your cute little face? Well, I miss the picture of your cute little face. LOL Well, I luv ya, darlin'! Always will. BTW, you age beautifully, too. You just are so bright and beautiful. hehe
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I Love You. Reason being is because I hope in my final moments I will be surrounded by those I love.

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respawn in 10...9....8....7.....6....5....4....3.....2....1....

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also ive always hated u mother@!#$^*
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Rotflmno!
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To infinity and beyond!!

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Another good one is Ouch get off my head. Or: Excuse me! You're standing on my nuts!
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An E-Ticket Ride All The Way!

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In think you need to be over 40 and live in southern Cali to get that one Merlin!

I get it I get it !!!!!
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Don't need any of those A-tickets for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.....or the carousel.
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See! .. You know... and that makes me have happy goosebumps on this Sunday Mornin'.The few and far between, those are the ones who may be there and say as well, (this quoted from a band whom I do like, and name fits this question as well) "what a long strang trip it's been." But, dam, I sure have had a heck of a time ... Yippeeeeee!
Triple Dog Happy!
Thanks for the smile and happy goosebumps! Have a great Sunday!
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Stick a fork in me I'm done

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"Watch this!!".

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There Is No God But Allah

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we can all believe in what we want, either way we are all human<3
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Yes,there is no compulsion in religion , we have the right to choose ,and we are accountable about our choice...
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Ahh, that sure was good !!!! ;D

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Suzie17

I can see Gods face!

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Hi sweetie!
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Awesome, Suzie!
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I love that one Suzie.
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Thanks so do I haha! Pray it's a reality!!
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I didn't see my father in law die, but I heard his hands were in the air just before he died. He loved Jesus dearly.
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JuggaloPride

Something memorable.

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mrdrcooldude

remember......the treasure is at the. caugh caugh....at thheee..............(breaths out final breath) lol ;)

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That's fully sic, man. Love it.
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lol ikr
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I'm gonna be there at that final breath, mate! lol!
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mrdrcooldude
yessssssssss lol
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You have a cool sense of humor, dude!
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thanks man!
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Welcome!
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forbiddenlove

bye:)

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Hi,Jesus

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Nice
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Good bye curl world.

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There is no God but Allah.

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Ok before I die, I left a million dollars in t- XP

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Beam me up, Scotty.

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Is Star Trek big over your way like it is here? Not bad for a show that was only three seasons long.
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Dammit Jim....I'm not a doctor...oh wait, yeah that IS what I am....8)
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I watched the first series but haven't seen it since, I think, the 1970s. Coulda been 80s.
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You would probably enjoy Next Generation. It is really pretty good. Not as campy as the original and by far much better written. Plus it has Patrick Stewart as the captain.
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I might pick it up next time it's replayed in Oz. One of my sons is a keen
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Man, I lov that. I'm a Trekkie. I've always wanted to be an engineer aboard the Starship Enterprise.
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Wouldn't that be something, p4e. But we're getting into a sci-fi world already and who knows what'll be next?
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Too right. Creating mini Black Holes and cloaking time. I'm in love with Quantum Mech/Phys. Amazing stuff, the sub molecular world.
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a lot of people are afraid that the mini black holes have been created. do you think there is a real danger?
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Not really. I actually created a mini black hole in my novel, at least, that's what my characters thought it was. I didn't have an opinion myself.

I don't think we need to worry about somebody creating one in a lab and having it swallow up the Earth, though it's a popular sci-fi theme.
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You've written a novel? Facinating. How did your character manage that?
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Dont worry i will beam you up :p
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@punk: He didn't create the black hole. He discovered one that was already in existence. There's a link on my profile page.

and @Mr Nibbles: Much appreciated. I could use a lift.
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you are very welcome, in reality we all need a life, dont we?
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Getting beamed up, what a trip that woul be. I'm in, if that's ok?
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I'd recognize that beautiful face anywhere...even with a new name! How is the land of Oz Dodgy and how ya been?
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Hi LynnElou, It's been a long time. All's well in the Land of Oz but I'm struggling to get used to this new name. Whenever somebody calls me that I have to stop and think before realising that it's really me. :-)

I enjoyed my break away but it's good to be back. How are things with you?
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I'm crazy busy, as usual. Going on one year living away from the hubby...it gets harder every day and I can't wait to get things all ironed out and both of us back in one state lol It's hard to decide who's giving up something so we can be together again...we decided to do this a year ago for our careers and don't think we intended for it to last this long, or knew it would be so hard! I've started up a side business that is finally taking off...hopefully I can just take that with me and he can keep his dream job! :)
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Not so good. I hope you can get back together soon.

I did see your question this morning but am not in a position to try to answer it. Pity we don't still have Melloblue on Ask. His legal answers were great.

There's a new guy on Ask who said he was a lawyer. Perhaps if you dropped in on one of his questions and asked him to look at yours he might offer some help. I don't know anything about him but his profile page is here: http://www.ask.com/answers/profile/30006941/desperateindetroit?qsrc=3100

And now I'm off for my morning walk. Back in a couple of hours.
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Had a good time at the party, but I gotta go

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Clever and sad.
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Jesus Jesus Jesus

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Aack!!!

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Haha
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The money is in the...

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Forgive & accept me Lord of all.

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I think Christians' last thoughts will be with the Lord. Maybe those who weren't believers throughout their life might be regretful. If someone only repents before death, does it count?
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Absolutely, the sinner on the cross next to Jesus did & wad accepted. The door is still open.
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What's with Morrison?
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my teacher is called MR morrison lol no lie
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'' I will never leave you. even though it may not seem like I am not there I will always be with you. I love you. ''

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Pi pi ka chuuuuu aaaaawwwrrgg

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Hey... Last night it wouldn't let me comment for 3 hrs!!! Then I fell asleep.
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Wow really i thought you were mad
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No of course not silly.
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Hey I'm so sorry but I have to go to Juarez Mexico and go see my grandma. I will talk to you later sorry :)
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So whats up.....
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Luv I have to go sorry.....
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Have a safe trip ... Juarez is a dangerous place
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No..one..touch my......drumkit!

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lol, you're hilarious.
Do you think we could get a double plot & bury you two together. lol. no offense intended.
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Come to think about it.......
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lol. xx
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I luv u all and believe in THE ALMIGHTY LORD AND HIS MESSENGERS.
and also I don't like u to weep 4 my loss

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I don't really care, as long as it's not something like "HOLY SH--(dies)". Actually, I'd be fine with that. Maybe they could be:
"Whatever you do, don't--"
"I hid the money in the--"
"Hey, guys, watch this!"
"You dirty little wh*#%!!"
"Guys, I don't feel too--"
"At(random date/time(w/ seconds)) move three inches to the left."
"Hey, do you smell gas?"(BOOM)
"Funny, I don't feel pain. Wait, now I do." (screams)
"What'd the guide say about watching where we ste--"
"You don't got the guts!!"
"You'd never get away with it!"
"Isn't that plane flying kinda low...?"
"How'd you get into my hou--"
"I never told you that you--"
"I robbed the 3rd largest bank in the U.S. If a man comes and asks for his cut of the money, he'll kill you if you don't give it to him, tell him it's in the--"
"I bet you $500 I could juggle three knives!"
"Hurry! Hand me that Green Mushroom!!!"
"Self-destruct in 3......2.....1...."

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F**k,that's funny, man!
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Why thank you.
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That's golly G hallatious!
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How do ya come up with these's gems, lol!
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I start thinking of weird things. Needless to say leaving me home alone can bring some strange occurrences to back to.
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Really? That's intriging.
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Yes, and I meant to put "to come back to". It's actually kind of funny, I do a lot of weird things around my cat, but not my dogs. So when I do something weird, my dogs freak out, but my cat remains unphased.
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you may add one:
"I'm seeing Jesus with my very eyes (who knows it's simply a lie and you are seeing a devil for taking you to hell)"
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You can't handle the truth! Ha!

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"I'm ready . . ."

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1) watch out for the man in blue..
2) i'm blue and cold..
3) i will save you a seat in hell....... *cough cough*.....my friend
4) i never told you that...tha....*croaks*

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"I am immortal."

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" I love the Universe<3"

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And the universe loves you, man!
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You too, fellow brother<3
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I left a million dollars in the...

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He's taking me home....

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I knew i shoulda went to the doctor !!!!!!

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I should probably sat something, like, "I know who stole the yen from Nihon Shintaku Ginko bank."
(http://www.hereishistory.com/here/2011-08-13-yen-robbery/)

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I'd probably start crying because I don't want to leave the world.. I want to watch my future kids grow up and have a family. <3

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I will be crying tears of joy because I will be seeing the faces of the people I have lost, and Jesus.

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life is good

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