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Do you think that you'd survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

If so, what would you do? If not, how do you think you'd die?

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HELL YEAHS!!!
I would dominate the Army of the Undead with my ice pick and ColtM1911 for close range and a sniper rifle for far range then a shotgun to blow thy azzes back into Hell and would be kicking some ZOMBIE AZZ with my trusty zombie slayer partner TheHiddenShadow and whoever else wanted to join us!!! >:)

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I follow you my head leader.
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Good I love to have me some helpers and whack off some zombie's heads >:)
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I am ready and will stand by your side till the end and even after long live us two crazy nuts he , he.
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do you have any survival skills :P? either of you lol
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Are you questioning us zombie slayers ? lol dude we are pros at this. he , he.
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My surviving skills that I learned from Boy Scouts can help me... But if I'm going to d!e maybe cause of I got injured badly and I cant walk or run anymore or someone might betray me

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I was a pre eagle scout also :)
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Minji

Yes I do think I would survive a zombie apocalypse. What I would do? I would just be very ninja-like. :)

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you're such a beast.
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Nope

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Not in New York you wouldn't. It's too crowded. Too easy to get bitten.
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how would you die?
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Oh I know I would...
Bunch of canned food+ bunch of bullets, I live near the Gulf of Mexico coast, near the Everglades, so many ways to run from the zombies

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No you wouldn't.... I give you two days at the most to survive Lol >:)
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Your on...
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Haha alright then let the best survival win... such as ME!!! xD
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Lol no... Just no, after 5 days you'll be like (girly voice) "I wish I was a lot nicer of a person to that josh fellow, he's probably thriving right now, I'd be a lucky duckling if he bothered to help me now!"
Yup, those will be your exact words
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Oh you are so funny Josh like please those words would most likely be coming from your mouth about me saving you and in the girly voice too.... but that is IF I wanted to lend you some help or not ;)
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Please help? What if I really did need some help, and I was about to be feasted on by a thousand hungry zombies, would you save me?
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I would then try and save you just because I am nice enough to do such a wonderful thing from my warm heart because I ain't like that just leave somebody, but if you were to team up with me and try anything then you would be shoved into a horde of ZOMBIE LMFAO!!! xD
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Oh I meant to say ZOMBIES >:(
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What if i started flirting with you, is that good enough reason to shove me into the horde of hungry zombies?
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Flirting is alright, but it takes two to tango and if I didn't want to then it probably be best if you didn't even try darling ;)
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Lol, I can't help it sometimes xD
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What exactly flirting or tango?
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Well, I must warn you, years of practice have made me a master at dance...
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OMG I might just let you if wanted to that is.... dance Lol ;)
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Just kidding, I can try though lol!
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Sounds like a plan to me if ZOMBIES ever do attack that is Lol!!! xD
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Lol, I took Spanish I my junior year of highschool, and part of the class was to learn multiple dances popular in Hispanic countries, I don't remember them now, but I didn't do to bad
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Oh holy crap you actually thought I was talking about dancing? Haha was talking about something else and in which I was only just kidding with you silly nut head self and oh this is truly funny and I apologize too LMFAO!!! xD
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LOL, yes, I took the conversation into a literal meaning of dancing, you have a dirty mind!
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Lol silly boy that is absolutely funny and I was only kidding with you I mean not like I would actually do something like that in an occurrence of zombies actually attacking haha...
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Mmm-hmmm, okay then ;)
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Lol you crazy nut yeah ;)
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If I'm a crazy nut, does one counteract the other, making me normal?
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Josh nobody is normal I think we are all just crazy in our own ways... question asked and answered. And what exactly do you mean or are trying to say with that question?
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So we're all normal =)
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Nope not one bit and you funny if calling me NORMAL haha I rather prefer to be called CRAZY AND FUN because I just simply am Lol :D
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Well some people can be accounted for as NORMAL I guess...
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Krazy is spelled with a "K"
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No it's not is spelled with a "C" for the term word crazy take yourself some spelling classes Josh haha! >:)
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You're krazy
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CRAZY is the correct spelling formation for that word... and thank you I highly take that as a wonderful compliment Lol ;)
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You are welcome Miss Krazy
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Hey change that "K" into a "C" boy now!!! >:(
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If I do, do you promise to save me in the zombie apocalypse?
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Haha of course I would now change that "K" into a "C" this instant and question for you.... Would you save me in or during a zombie apocalypse if were really happening?
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Okay, crazy is spelled with a c, not k, I was wrong. Ummm absolutely I'd help you out in a zombie apocalypse, my doctor tells me it's good for my mental health to talk to people besides myself. And uhh, Liz already invited me to the zombie fighting army, I just wanted you to admit it xD
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Yes... Yes indeed.

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how?
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Yes.

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and how would you manage that?
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My house has bars on all the doors and windows.
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yes :D i would kill all the zombies

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with what?
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thatoneguy97

No. I'd be the one causing it.

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Then we will be ready ! lol.
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justbored
Damn! I wanted to cause it!
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thatoneguy97
Lmao
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nom nom nom nom nom. brains.
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I think it would be awesome for a zombie apocolyps to happen except for the part of loosing your loved ones but Im pretty sure I would servive, I gots guns and knives and mad skills :D (srry if I didn't spell some stuff right) lol

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that's ok spelling isn' t needed during the zombie overtake :)
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JuggaloPride

Yes

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alright tough guy, how would you mange that :P?
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Yes because me and my best friend are zombie slayers mwhahahahahaaha !

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that doesn't mean you won't get eaten :)
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True but I won't give up saving America lol.
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