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I knew a girl that was so stupid that........
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


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Nice, some of those I haven't even heard before. (and that's rare)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmao!!!!lmao!!!!!lmao!!!! MERCY!!!!
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omg rofl hahahahahahahahahahahahajajahahahajahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Glad I could make you laugh. :)
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One Direction is a Great Band! (I spent days laughing)

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I know, right?
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my friend just told me this one yesterday i thought it was mean but funny. where does a one legged lady work at?

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Where
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Where?????
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IDK, what?
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At the iHop?
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We're me an my friend were talking and she drew a man purse and I said satual and in the end I'm like yeah that's a man bag!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor!?

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"Justin bieber is a good singer".... Hahaha xD I still laugh till this day.

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Yo mama is so short she can hang glide on a Doritos

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not bad not bad at all
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I sing every planet exept uranus. Then someone says, "you forgot your anus," then I say, "good night everybody!"

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