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What's the best pickup line you've ever heard?

The best one I've ever heard was told to me by my best friend to make me laugh. He said- "If you were a piece of homework, I would do you first". xD

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It was one that I heard from someone here ..... It goes.... " There is something wrong with My Phone "............ " What is That ? "......." Your # is not in it...." God I miss Her.....

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miss who?
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Tattoed Girl........ We were very close.... haven't seen her in a while.... :(
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Here's one: did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? cause you're an angel

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That one is so old. :P
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How about: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
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No I've never heard that one...
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Ok sorry but totally randomly: I wondered if you wanted to watch Vince's Christmas Present on youtube. It's about a lego guy. I'm trying to get lots of views on it. I'm planning on posting more.
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Put up the link and I'll watch it. ;0
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Sorry, I'm on a mobile device which at the moment is being stupid and not showing the web link. If you type in: Vince's Christmas Present it should in the top few and the picture should be of some lego guys. And it was uploaded under the name Drew Foxx.
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Ok.:)
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Like it? Any suggestions for new videos?
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I couldn't find it....I'm on an Ipad right now. Sorry! :(
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How about it? I am really easy.

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"If you were a booger I would pick you first"

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Lol :D
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There are no good pickup lines.

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You say 'heavy penguins'. When the person is like 'what?' Say it again. Then the second time they say 'what?', tell them you thought it would break the ice. If they laugh, shake their hand and introduce yourself.

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Is that an angel or my future wife

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Are you a fart, cause you blow me away

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That's hilarious!
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