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How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan. (Lame joke, I know)

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That's hilarious!
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KatWhiskers
lol! xD
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Don't get it..
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XxSk8erChickxX
^^ Haha That was just funny to read. For some reason.

TheGreatBambino- Guy-on-guy action, right chico? Or am I thinking incorrectly?
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http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_jokes/signs_you_drink_too_much_coffee.html

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Justin B sings like a chick?
Justin B IS a chick?
Justin B will never get a chick?
Haha im really in the mood to make fun of JB...haha i laugh :P

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Spell I-Cup out and say it to yourself afterwards.

Also,

Say, " Crack my finger," backwards.

I have an immature sense of humor. I know...

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Eeeeew
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XxSk8erChickxX
Exactly.
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Lol
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XxSk8erChickxX
Thank you for the LOL. That means a lot to me :)
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Even tho a little gross it was still funny
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Yeah, I gotta admit that it is a little gross. Especially the, " finger my crack," one, but it is funny. I mean... the, " crack my finger," joke :/
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At least it's a girl saying it! Cause of you were a dude that REALLY would have been gross! Lol
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Kinda like a dude grinding upon another dude at a school dance haha Like what happened at the dance I went to last night. I swear, they were like little hamsters latching onto each other and getting busy haha
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That's so creepy!
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XxSk8erChickxX
It's so funny! What would you do if that happened to you?
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Knock his block off
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XxSk8erChickxX
Ouch. Make sure you have someone recording that on video.
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Yea after he's on the ground
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* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

*. When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.

*. ''My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

**. I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''.

*. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

*. A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''

*. Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.

* A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

*. The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.

*. I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

* Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

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Excellent. I particularly enjoyed the one about the therapist.
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iam glad =-D
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Minji

What is the Korean's favorite drink?
Koh-pee! (Coffee)
A Korean man was angry at an American the Korean man shouted,
"I'm sick of seeing your round eyes!"
The American responded..
"Then put on a blind fold..."
The Korean man, look around for a blind fold. "Where do I get one?"
The American bent over and started to untie his shoe he then said "Here, take my shoelace."
Hmm...lemme think of one more...
What does the Korean bread say when it hits the wall? Bhang! XP Wow, my jokes suck...

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Yes yes they do = |
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Adam wakes up in the Garden of Eden one morning and sees Eve for the first time. Later that day when he sees God he tells Him about a strange new animal he'd never seen before. God chuckles and explains to him that it's Eve, a woman that He made last night out of one of Adam's ribs. "Why did you make her so pretty?" Adam asks. "I wanted you to love her." replies God. Then Adam asks "Well how come you made her so stupid?" God answers "I wanted her to love you."

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I took an iQ text ..the results came back negative = |

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hahaha....really...
i don't believe
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That reminds me of another.
Q: What did Pars Hilton get on her IQ test?
A: Drool.
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wanna hear a joke? "Obama"

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You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel, should listen to that song Bloodhound Gang- Bad Touch

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