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What is the Korean's favorite drink? Koh-pee! (Coffee) A Korean man was angry at an American the Korean man shouted, "I'm sick of seeing your round eyes!" The American responded.. "Then put on a blind fold..." The Korean man, look around for a blind fold. "Where do I get one?" The American bent over and started to untie his shoe he then said "Here, take my shoelace." Hmm...lemme think of one more... What does the Korean bread say when it hits the wall? Bhang! XP Wow, my jokes suck...
Adam wakes up in the Garden of Eden one morning and sees Eve for the first time. Later that day when he sees God he tells Him about a strange new animal he'd never seen before. God chuckles and explains to him that it's Eve, a woman that He made last night out of one of Adam's ribs. "Why did you make her so pretty?" Adam asks. "I wanted you to love her." replies God. Then Adam asks "Well how come you made her so stupid?" God answers "I wanted her to love you."