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ALLTHERIGHTANSWERS
ALLTHERIGHTANSWERS: 4 months ago

Do you have any yo mama jokes

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DontBlameMe
DontBlameMe: 4 months ago

Yo mamma is a kind respectable woman. Go give her a hug. :P

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TheGreatBambino
TheGreatBambino: 4 months ago

Yo mama is so fat, no yo mama joke can describe it.

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CAPTAN
CAPTAN: 4 months ago

you mama so ugly bob the builder couldn't fix it

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Hawaiidian
Hawaiidian: 4 months ago

Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

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imhisbaby: 4 months ago
Haha good one
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Jamal1
Jamal1: 4 months ago via Android | Last edited at 6:10PM on 2/10/2013

yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo momma so dumb i told her to get on bus 44 and she got on 22 twice
yo momma so fat she walk in front of the tv and i missed 3 episodes
yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

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fakebirds2
fakebirds2: 4 months ago | Last edited at 8:08PM on 2/10/2013

Yo mama so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please"
you mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they just put a blanket over the ocean

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Artsylady86
Artsylady86: 4 months ago via Android

yo mama so poor the cockroaches tried to mug me

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imhisbaby
imhisbaby: 4 months ago

Yo mama so fat she chased the school bus thinking it was a Twinkie
Yo mama so fat that when she steps on the scale she says look there's my phone number
Yo mama so fat that a elephant started to run from her

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Mr Bing
Mr Bing: 4 months ago via iPhone

Yo momma so dumb she she thinks payperview is when you go outside and stare at paper!

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