If santa was real what do you think he would do when he sneaks in your house
I'm going to assume that any man who sneaks into a house after taking pics with kids in his lap and giving them presents is probably grooming them for molestation. So yeah, I'll go with the real Santa being a child predator.
He would look for spare change in our bedroom, and then possible use the bathroom... and then he'll fall into a trap I set up and he will be forced to give me presents////
Your dirty laundry
He's climbing in your chimney, snatchin your presents up, Tryin to take emSo y'all need to hide your gifts, hide your milk and hide your cookies cuz he's they're stealin everything out thereLol
Set off my alarm and then get shot for trespassing....you never know if it's the real Santa