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Is it ok to fart when somebody is talking to you

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Yes....then you have someone to blame.

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Like the person your talking too?
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I blame my wife and she gets PO'd ! I'm banned from grocery shopping with her because I ripped a big loud one in the store !
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that only works if there are more than 2 people
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Just be REALLY convincing
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If you're REALLY convincing, then the other person will apologize ;)
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Bbbbrrrrtttt. That's not me. It's you.
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I said her name loud and walked off ! People were looking at her ! I thought she was going to kill me !
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lol
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I have a friend who does that and then stomp chases it down the aisle!
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ewww
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As long as it comes with an immediate apology and a "warning".

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Open Fire ! Is that warning enough ?
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I'm sorry. Everybody run!!!!
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"IN COMMMMMIIIINGGGG" lol
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My kids would drop silent and deadly ones (IN THE CAR)....and then simply say..."wait for it..." and before I could ask, "Wait for wh.....?" Ohhhhhhh
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Aren't kids wonderful ? The only thing worse is when the dog is in the back seat and the windows are up ! OH , MAN !!!!
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TheMightyMouseGirl

If you do it silently.

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I don't know about here in America, but I don't think it is very polite in most places...

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It is rude to fart when somebody is talking to you. Go off somewhere and fart there for a sec.

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As long as it's a massive smelly one, they will love it!

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nice...
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your lame!!! -______-

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lmao.. I don't think so.. hahahhahha

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my grandfather does that all the time, he at least says pardon me before he does. in most cases, I think you need to excuse yourself to fart though.

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Some people deserve a big one blasted at em !
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yeah, and one without warning!!! yes, I'm laughing like a maniac while speed-typing this... thanks for the laugh!! just now saw it... my notifications are acting up again...
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That's Ask for you !
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uh-huh. ok then.... oh yeah, Happy V-day!! I've already got a date cheduled...with my guitar this morning, and then spa day with sister this afternoon. Am I single? yes. do I really care that much? no!!!
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Have fun Kiddo ! Happy Valentines Day !
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I would excuse myself first.

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It all depends on who your talking to , if its like a best friend it might be ok , if its somebody you don't know I think it would be rude .

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yep
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Usually depends on who it is around ! If I'm just around the guys , then no big deal . But around some women , no , I try to have manners , but sometimes you can't help it ! Excuse me !

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Your excused! Lol
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Thank you ! LoL !!!!!
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true
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Do you have many friends?

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It's only acceptable if you ask the person to pull your finger. You then have to bend and lift up one leg.

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An essential rule.....no one respects the unspoken laws anymore.
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Lol good one!
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Buttonz_again

SURE!!!!! Its funny to see the look on their faces when you're done.

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As long as its quiet and doesn't smell

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Huh! I mean, why are you asking this?!

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JFK. (just for kicks!)
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Countrygirl212

heck ya it is!! its only human nature!! haha im kidding cause its rude and kindve gross!! :)

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Only if you have no manners

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Noo

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The fact that you asked this question tells me you already know the answer, it's no. The person you farted in front of will be offended.

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lol...
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It's rude

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AnswerMyQuestion14

No

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If you fart and chase them around while farting then you'll enjoy them covering their noses and chasing after them as you fart will make them hate you, have done this to family, trust me it's worth the lol and the looks on the other persons faces. lmao, happy memories :)

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what about a person farting in the bathroom in her stall and two really old women waiting for her to come out so they can see who it was that farted?... hilarious!....

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