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What are some sarcastic sayings/ witty comebacks?

i'm starting to run out of ideas...

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Do the good ol' fashion "Your mom." Seems to work for the 4th graders...

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haha, you funny XD
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yeah, TheGreatBambino can get pretty hilarious sometimes. NAFTA's funny too... anybody seen him around recently, speak of the devil?? I haven't seen him around...
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" if i told you i had a piece of dirt in my eye....would you move ? "

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hahaha good one!
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try this: Excuse me, but are you pregnant? and then they say no, you say "then don't kid yourself. " I use it on girls and guys, if you use that on the guys though, beware, a few have tried to swing at me. I was made quick and evasive for a reason. I dodge them, then kick them hard in the groin or stomach.

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haha you are hilarious!
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ha, thanks. it does work, believe it or not. considering I am basically immune to sarcasm (figured that out almost 3 years ago), I can toss remarks like nothing else. People nicknamed my remarks "fireballs" a while back.
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yah! fireballs! are awesome!
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I know, right?? and FYI, if you try those text shortcuts on me, I might need translation. I SUCK at texting shorthand. I know the basic ones though.
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i also suck at them...
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what?? did I read that right?? wooo-hooo!!! so it's not just me who's a teen who sucks at text shorthand!!
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Somtimes a simple 'go die' does a decent job. Most of my other comebacks would probably get deleted in 5 minutes or less.

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haha well thanks anyway.
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Say, "I'm sorry. Are you speaking to me?" in an incredulous voice. Look at them like you cannot believe they would even think of speaking to you that way!!

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alright thanks!
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"Yeah, no. You can go."
"Put a pad on that."
Idk lol.

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haha thanks
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girl in my class is so mean and has terrible breath I said. Don't take this wrong your breaths too strong,not to be mean you need listerine, not a sip not a swallow but the whole fr&$kin bottle.

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Say 'ok guess who doesnt care' and walk away

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This is what I say: I am arguing back because I'm a good arguer:I'm interrupting you because I'm a good arguer (use that a couple of times) : I'm fighting back and proving my point: I will walk away because I have won this arguemeant (walk away)

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Wouldn't you like to know, Brainiac?

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