What are some similes you can think of that start off with " Your investigating skills are like..."
Your investigating skills are like...A mentally challenged mouse looking for cheese in a mazeA bloodhound with no noseToucan Sam finding Froot loopsHelen Keller finding a needle in a haystackCops finding a donut shop
...the nose on your face. It's right there in plain sight but you keep looking right past it."
roseanne barr singing the star spangled banner, painfully atrocious
Watson. You constantly need to be helped by Sherlock.
A blind person trying to find Waldo? hah xD
Compared to( A), then (B) .If you did this, that would happen. 73% of people like you....
....are like a hound dog with a broken smeller. :D
This and that.