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How can I start my own political party?

Any tips on how to gather minions and such to my cause?
I figure my plans for power can't start too early. Any advice is appreciated and I'll remember you when the power is mine.

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You can't

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Actually I can
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How?
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I can't tell my plans on a public website.
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Oh. Ok. Well..... Ok
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It looks like you have your first political adversary.
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ha good luck with that.....have you considered being tested......?

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My midi-clorian count was off the charts.
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haha not sure what that means, but I am guessing its bad
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It means I'm The Chosen One.
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You're going to turn to the dark side, aren't you Gator?
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FunnyLittleFrog

Hypnotism, drugs in their drinks, subliminal messages, bribery, brainwashing young children, gradual takeover of the internet

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You've jus described today's GOP.
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Lol
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Too funny, and I'm a proud member of the GOP!....With a sense of humor.
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It worked for Peter Griffin...

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Ha!!!
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Oh no,not a family guy reference.
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If you don't like Family Guy, then I don't want you in a position of power. I'm afraid that I can no longer support your plans for world domination.
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With great power comes great responsiblity- Spider Mans, Grandpa...but you will need a lot of money, way more people, and a system that works for the people.

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:/ That was spidermans uncle, not grandfather
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Call yourself the People party. Promise people what they want not need. be sure to never take the blame for anything, reflect back to people who ask questions rather than actually answer them. Try to lie as much as possible. This advise should get you to at least the state rep job. From that point you will need to chum up with the special interest groups to become a senator. After that I can't help you.

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Make every single person in the world happy. Completely satisfied. Then buy all of them milkshakes.

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I would only do that for Phlorence.
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Then you won't be able to form your own political party.

And you wouldn't buy one for me? 8(
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No,probably not.....but you can have mine because I'm not a big ice cream fan.
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Okay, that works too.
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You just don't get to feel special.
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Eh, nothing new.
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So how was your Valentine's Day?
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It sucked.
Yours?
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Well Phlorence actually made me ask her to be my Valentine,then she said I actually have to buy her the shoes I picked out for her Valentine's Day gift as a joke because apparently they were "perfect" or else I don't want to know what would happen to me. Other than that...pretty uneventful.
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Lmao! You did more than me.
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Too bad I already promised her...
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So are you buying the shoes??
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Would you believe no?
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Yes. Because I think it'd be a little odd to buy her shoes.
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Good.....I'm glad you believe that....
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Wow. Just take a picture of the shoes in the store and tell her you bought them. Then make a fake receipt and send it to her.
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I already tried that......my joke backfired on me -________-
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Hm?
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Never mind.....you are having another blonde moment.
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Oh.. Ok..
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I haven't gotten the comment time out ever......did they loosen it up a little?
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I don't know for sure. Hopefully. But I've been logging on and off every few comments just in case.... Lol
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I'm boredddddd
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I really want coffee right now..
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I never want coffee
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Cus you're not normal.
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Actually I am BRO
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That's uber annoying.
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Why do you think we do it?
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Because you're not normal. I feel like I just stated this recently. You should really start paying attention.
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I don't pay attention to anyone.
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Obviously
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except interesting people
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Make a list.

(Comment time out is still here...)
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Clint Eastwood
Jet Li
Elle MacGregor
Chuck Norris
Sean Bean
Robert C. Mackenzie
Maybe (not) Phlorence
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So you have regular conversations with Clint Eastwood? And Chuck Norris? And is it sad that those are the only two on that list that I know for a fact you don't have conversations with? Lmao!
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Well Robert C. Mackenzie is dead for years so I don't talk to him either.
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Aw, you don't randomly converse with dead guys?
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Sometimes I do.....he was an American who fought in Rhodesia and South Africa....so I figure I have a lot to learn from him.
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Well... Okay... Fair enough.
I'm going to bed. Good night, Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ok bye
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It's a waste of time. The two parties have the system rigged to discourage and disempower third parties.

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It would be cool though right?
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If it actually worked.
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Depends on the candidate(s). John B. Anderson might have been preferable in 1980. George Wallace would not have been in 1972. There have been lots of 3rd parties that gained a little traction but they get bullied in the end. Sadly, the tea party had done as well as anyone even though they are pretty much GOP.

Nader worked like hell to find a way through the corruption of the primary process at the state level and really didn't come close. It was a theme of his campaign and he had a strategy but it's just too big to defeat.
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Totally agree. The two party system is comical. Follow the money and you will see at the end all the money for both parties come from the same place.
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Release tax returns, bank account info, BIRTH CERTIFICATE, tell your ideas to anyone who will listen, (or can't get away), ask for donations from everyone you meet, sneak, lie, cheat, and, steal. Oh, Wait. . . You said NEW PARTY!
remember, they were all new parties once

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Begin by starting a militia. I might be in on it too.

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LMAO good luck hommie :P
Not with all these Liberals . . .

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First you need to establish your own media network - cable TV channels, radio talk shows, news magazines, etc. Then you can preach your lies and indoctrinate people with your propaganda at will. It already works wonders for the other two parties.

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Do what they said ^
But make sure you call your selves the "Red party" (Instead of green party) >:D

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You're really he// bent on doing this, aren't you? XD

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i'll beat you to it! bikers of america club :p
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Well it won't be in America,so you can have it.
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then i'll KO obama, and take over america! then your third-world country lol
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JuggaloPride

Can I join? What are your terms? What's the ca-a-tch.

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