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ha good luck with that.....have you considered being tested......?
Hypnotism, drugs in their drinks, subliminal messages, bribery, brainwashing young children, gradual takeover of the internet
It worked for Peter Griffin...
With great power comes great responsiblity- Spider Mans, Grandpa...but you will need a lot of money, way more people, and a system that works for the people.
Call yourself the People party. Promise people what they want not need. be sure to never take the blame for anything, reflect back to people who ask questions rather than actually answer them. Try to lie as much as possible. This advise should get you to at least the state rep job. From that point you will need to chum up with the special interest groups to become a senator. After that I can't help you.
Make every single person in the world happy. Completely satisfied. Then buy all of them milkshakes.
And you wouldn't buy one for me? 8(
(Comment time out is still here...)
Jet Li
Elle MacGregor
Chuck Norris
Sean Bean
Robert C. Mackenzie
Maybe (not) Phlorence
I'm going to bed. Good night, Happy Valentine's Day!
It's a waste of time. The two parties have the system rigged to discourage and disempower third parties.
Nader worked like hell to find a way through the corruption of the primary process at the state level and really didn't come close. It was a theme of his campaign and he had a strategy but it's just too big to defeat.
Release tax returns, bank account info, BIRTH CERTIFICATE, tell your ideas to anyone who will listen, (or can't get away), ask for donations from everyone you meet, sneak, lie, cheat, and, steal. Oh, Wait. . . You said NEW PARTY!
remember, they were all new parties once
Begin by starting a militia. I might be in on it too.
First you need to establish your own media network - cable TV channels, radio talk shows, news magazines, etc. Then you can preach your lies and indoctrinate people with your propaganda at will. It already works wonders for the other two parties.
Do what they said ^
But make sure you call your selves the "Red party" (Instead of green party) >:D
You're really he// bent on doing this, aren't you? XD
Can I join? What are your terms? What's the ca-a-tch.